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plfrederick
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If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1h
Took tinder and a match
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4h
[face of a clock where all twelve are “jerry stop”] What time
Is it?
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4h
“with without”?? WITH
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4h
Me too. Strangely it happened when we moved to a neighborhood with without trick or treaters 🤷‍♀️
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 15h
Time to stop
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
When being blackmailed I’d release my photos publicly too 🏆

We support you Amy Brown
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody (on LinkedIn) knows I’m posting (on LinkedIn) in a unicorn headdress
(🦄) 💼 (🦄)
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
100M yo Tabletop Benny belong baby category.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
😂💕😂 Wait til she finds out you can go gray hair at any age, even a teenager
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
Sorry but THIS UNIT (me) NOT LABLED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
This makes sense because 38 equals 12. It always has. Basic math people, open a book.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
Where does the plate end?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 2d
That's crazy.
The TV remote was invented in 1893, and was considered to be a useless device until 1927 when the television was invented.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
“Innings? I’m outings”, that’s their motto
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
They said everything would be better in the future. Still awaiting the adult version of that thing. I want to experience it in my bouncy castle.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
(everybody’s teeth turn into forks) Dammit, slate
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
Also works for stealing their blankets!! And covers!!
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
We can all use some good fortune. Thank you so o the Living Goddess and to you for sharing this with the world 💕
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 3d
Before smartphones the only way to share a “go” you’re super proud of
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 3d
So peaceful, thank you
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 3d
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4d
I so enjoyed seeing the recent celebrations of Mo’s 4th birthday. He was a good duck. You made a memorable tribute to him 💕
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4d
Yes and reach into your back pocket for the butter, salt, and napkins you also brought
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4d
So much I want to say here about truth in advertising, but Macgregor’s said it so well already so.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 4d
Or when someone unhappy with their job and money sitch knows how you should live your life omg 😩😂
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