plfrederick
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plfrederick
@plfrederick.bsky.social
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If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
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[face of a clock where all twelve are “jerry stop”] What time
Is it?
“with without”?? WITH
Me too. Strangely it happened when we moved to a neighborhood with without trick or treaters 🤷‍♀️
When being blackmailed I’d release my photos publicly too 🏆

We support you Amy Brown
Nobody (on LinkedIn) knows I’m posting (on LinkedIn) in a unicorn headdress
(🦄) 💼 (🦄)
100M yo Tabletop Benny belong baby category.
😂💕😂 Wait til she finds out you can go gray hair at any age, even a teenager
Sorry but THIS UNIT (me) NOT LABLED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
This makes sense because 38 equals 12. It always has. Basic math people, open a book.
Where does the plate end?
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“Innings? I’m outings”, that’s their motto
They said everything would be better in the future. Still awaiting the adult version of that thing. I want to experience it in my bouncy castle.
(everybody’s teeth turn into forks) Dammit, slate
Also works for stealing their blankets!! And covers!!
We can all use some good fortune. Thank you so o the Living Goddess and to you for sharing this with the world 💕
Before smartphones the only way to share a “go” you’re super proud of
I so enjoyed seeing the recent celebrations of Mo’s 4th birthday. He was a good duck. You made a memorable tribute to him 💕
Yes and reach into your back pocket for the butter, salt, and napkins you also brought
So much I want to say here about truth in advertising, but Macgregor’s said it so well already so.
Or when someone unhappy with their job and money sitch knows how you should live your life omg 😩😂