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Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

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* UNDYNE @royalcaptain.bsky.social · 3d

— SPEAR OF JUSTICE —

* You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.

< The Royal Captain >
< The captain of the Royal Guard, as assigned by Asgore. In charge of collecting human SOULs. >

< #utrp #undertalerp #drrp #deltarunerp >

< info below >

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 20d

( was just Shoveling the slop in her mouth while they spoke ) whugh

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 20d

A smiling dog in a suit
Top text: CEMENT
Bottoms text: DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 20d

Blow Me

BB. @xxcity.bsky.social · 20d

You don't even use my account anymore this is stolen valor

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 20d

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 20d

...Cha-Cha the tree frog.
...What?
It's... It's the name of the frog themed animal mascot for the Rainforest Cafe.
[Enter]

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 20d

My new meal titled "cigarette and dry ramen" is catching on quick quick QUICK!!

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Exactly

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Thats what they all say

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

GARY!!!! THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY HEAD ITS GONNA EXPLODE
mew~!

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

(Sighing) if you have a cat you can name it papyrus.

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

If you have a cat you can name it Mew Mew

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

All children are my enemy until further notice

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

If you have a cat you can name it Mew Mew

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Always keep your enemies on your toes don't let em know what to expect

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

So do you have a workshop or something or are we just doing this right here right now

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

( Still a possibility if they play their cards right! )

🔨 JACK, @powerarmoring.bsky.social · 25d

( This is weird I'm talking to a pretty person and they aren't attacking me and hurting me or being mean or anything)

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Sounds (running through the dialogue choices in her head) cool

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

It'd be lame if you just took it i mean

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Thatd be lame. What's a light nerd

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

// heartwarming: kindhearted woman teaches vulnerable teenagers that violence is a good thing

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

what would you do

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

What if I said no. huh. Huh?? HUH??????

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

What if poob was smeegle. Just making shit up

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Anyways oils!!! Fuck yeah!

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

(Sounding weirdly disappointed) Oh. Okay.

🔨 JACK, @powerarmoring.bsky.social · 25d

No sorry I, just had to bite the inside of my, uh, mouth because it was being bad. Anyways it woun't happenagain

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

Promise! Promise!! Promise!!! do all humans choke on their own spit like you just did because that was nasty

Mew~! @pissedoffand.bsky.social · 25d

// ...... Oh!