. . . AND EVEN IF THEY DID ACCEPT ME,

IT IS GRILLBY'S. AND WHILE THE MAN I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH, THE FOOD - THE FOOD!! EUGH, IT REALLY STICKS TO YOUR RIBS.

TEMP PINNED.
DELTAFELL GABI EVENT.

DOGGONEIT!

[ * He stomps his foot once, not quite upset but... perhaps a bit betrayed. All this effort, and it's... his? Not even Sans' own work? Heartbreaking. ]

. . . WELL. I MUST ADMIT, EVEN SO, "YOUR" PAPYRUS... GAVE YOU SOME EXCELLENT ADVICE! I'D EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM SOMEONE THAT GREAT!

LET ME BE THE FIRST TO REPORT THAT MY NEW RECIPE HAS BEEN RATED RATHER HIGHLY BY MY RECENTLY ACQUIRED UNDER-THE-SINK HOUSEMATE!

ALAS!!! SNOWDIN WAS THE ONLY PLACE TO PROPERLY ACCEPT A CHEF OF ANY CALIBER, NEVER MIND MY OWN!

Roleplay account of Maddie (from Deltarune, specifically)

#DeltaruneRP

I DID?

[ * Well, it is a great name, so that doesn't surprise him. What DOES surprise him is the fact he doesn't recall doing so at all. ]

. . .
WHAT DAY IS IT MARKED? THIS IS EITHER INCREDULOUS CIRCUMSTANCE, OR TRICKERY IS AFOOT WELL ABOVE YOUR USUAL PAY GRADE!

✱ . . . It might be okay.

▹ #utrp/#drrp
▹ sfw only.
▹ spoilers ahead.
✎ : #angelicbutterflies

/ Ah. That's my computer clock saying 1:52AM. I understand.
/ More of everyone's favorite... soon!

[ * A rapturous applause is awarded unto him. This is unparalleled! Next, you'll tell him he actually moved his sock! ]

[ * Loath as he is to admit it... the introduction is impeccable. Lowkey, perhaps, but it's still Sans. Sans, who put forth a surprising amount of effort in speech and costume... ]

CROSSBONES . . .

WHAT A COMPELLING CHARACTER! A PROFESSIONALLY PRESENTED PERSONA!! INCREDIBLE!!!

PRANKSTER? GOODNESS, NO! A ROYAL GUARDSMAN MUST NEVER STOOP TO SOMETHING SO JUVENILE. EVEN IF ENDORSED BY --

[ * Despite this, he would probably jump at the opportunity if he could concoct one all his own. ]

-- ERR. YOU SIMPLY MUST FORGIVE ME, HERO; WITH WHOM AM I SPEAKING WITH?

/ Genuinely cannot believe this handle was available. Bonetrousle(d), sure, I get that by virtue of fandom culture, but jogboy is 6 characters and I didn't even need to use an 'X' or a 'C' or anything. They wanted me to take my mantle again so badly, man.

SANS???

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU, TOO, DABBLED IN THE ART OF THE CAPED CRUSADER! (HERE I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER DROP A CIVILIAN DISGUISE...)

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! FINALLY! THE LONG-AWAITED RETURN... OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS! AND WHAT A RECORD TIME, TO BOOT! JUST LOOK AT THE ONE-MINUTE TIME DIFFERENCE! THE HANDLE! I'M ALREADY IN THE DOUBLE-DIGITS!

. . . I'M ALREADY IN THE - NYEH-HEH! OF COURSE! OF COURSE I AM. BRILLIANT! RRRESPLENDENT!

minors dni (comfort thing). no lewd but nsfw jokes may be made and dark topics may be discussed. timeline flexible but i'm operating on post-pacifist for UT, and DR... man i dunno, go look for him on your own time.

probably crack-laden but whatever happens happens. good luck

HOLD UP LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER! JEEZ!!!

temp(?) pin. sparked by punk. #utrp #drrp #rpsky