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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️

@piratefishmama.bsky.social

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☠️ Pirate ☠️ ║ She/Her ║ 31 ║Multi-fandom acc║🔞║ I will fully forget to finish writing a fic you're obsessed with ║ i'm only a little bit sorry about that.

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · Nov 16

☠️Hi I'm Pirate ☠️

✨Please leave any hate, anti dramatics, an bitchy behaviour at the door, we don’t abide by kink shaming or drama stirring in this house.✨

My content maybe primarily silly, but some of it IS 🔞 so do take care of you, i'm not your parent!

A03: archiveofourown.org/users/Pirate...

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 1d

static - shinkami

🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 4d

what if i just cried? what then? #MHA

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 5d

normalise making a nest in the back of your car that you can stay in all day at work between school runs cause the people inside the building are super obnoxious with the big tv volume.

they will literally never see me again lmao i'm SO COMFY.

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 6d

SEE, I CAN'T DEFEND WOLF SPIDERS. They have excellent vision and know exactly what they're doing, the little shits, but recluses, like GHS's are super blind lmao. They dont meeeaan toooo 🤣

🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 6d

could never be angry at a GHS for appearing in my space, they're super blind, and literally do not know they're visible, or where they are.

All they know is light and dark figures.

Slow movements and gentle treatment is all that's required to relocate the big softies. they're not even aggressive!

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 6d

SO THERE WERE TWO GIANT HOUSE SPIDERS IN MY BATHROOM. A male, and a female. i hadn't seen them for a few days, GUESS WHO DECIDES TO APPEAR ON MY DESK, HANGIN OUT NEXT TO MY SPEAKERS.

The male.

Gave me a spook! He's now outside in the grass somewhere.

As for the female... i'm sure she'll pop up.

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 6d

We riot at dawn

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 7d

When you're being polite watching shows using headphones to reduce noise pollution and the idiots around you turn on the big TV for music so loud you can no longer hear what's coming through your headphones directly against your ears 🙃🙃🙃

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 7d

a baby is sitting in a crowd with a woman holding him and screaming yes .

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 9d

it's literally built into my phone plan so i cant do SHIT abt it until january, BUT, they only get like, 50p from me per month anyway thanks to old employee discounts lmao.

Second that plan expires, i'm outie.

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 9d

SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY

YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW

IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS

tidal.com/transfer-music

SHARE MY PINNED 📌 @pavlovforgoths.com · 10d

Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.

🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 9d

AFO'S BOUT TO GET HIS SHIT ROOOOCKKED

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 9d

He's our special extra spicy dorito ❤️🔥

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 10d

like, being a fanfic writer, claiming you've written omegaverse, but being incapable of connecting the dots between someone mentioning a heat, and omegaverse???

it's giving... ur fics are about as seasoned as white bitch chicken and rice.

🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 10d

someone just tried the 'i've been here longer than u' with this basic bitch surface level omegaverse knowledge i'm CRYINGGGG

come to me when you've dipped more than your toe in.

image is a reply to a prev comment of me explaining an image they've seen references omegaverse.

"I'm aware of the Omegaverse, but even so, he's not an animal. There’s nothing animalistic being conveyed prior to this, nothing. There’s no implication of it. And the one in heat is supposed to be receptive, submissive. So him saying he’s rowdy and rough? Ugh, it doesn’t make any sense.
The person who made this clearly doesn’t know what they’re talking about just using words they’ve heard with no context. I’ve been in the Omegaverse long before you even figured it out, trust me. I’ve written my own stories on multiple platforms, mainly for Supernatural for a while, but I’ve definitely branched out. I know Omegaverse.
This just doesn’t make sense. Honestly, it doesn’t even look like you know much about it, or else you wouldn’t have put this in the same category. Just because someone throws around words like “rut” or “heat” doesn’t make it Omegaverse. God, that’s so lazy.
This is just a one-shot page, unless we’re missing some lore or hierarchy from previous works,(and even thats questionable) this is not that. God, this was actually offensive. But not in the way you probably intended."

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 17d

I even made silly pngtubers out of my mascot specifically for it.

🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 17d

HEY, COME WATCH ME BULLY SINS ON THE 24th!!! 🤣🤣

❄️ LUX❄️ @luxstreams.bsky.social · 17d

🎃•~You are invited~•🎃

To celebrate my BIRTHDAY!

And what better way to do so than with two chaos gremlins exploring Sumeru together?

Come join the chaos on Oct 24 @ 1:30pm EST

Twitch:

Twitch.tv/Lux_Streams_

Guest: @piratefishmama.bsky.social

Birthday invite featuring Halloween themes and Fish and Lux fish Chibis in a bottle

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 18d

THIS. AND THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SOLD COPIES, DESPITE BEING FULLY FREELY AVAILABLE ONLINE LMAO

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 18d

my egg now

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 25d

lmao flins is so fuckin weird i love him sm

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 26d

they're going ahead with the bad TOS updates instead of listening to p much 14,000 voices telling them not to, so they're getting review bombed.

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · 29d

listen, listen... im so fuckin tired an burnt out, i wanna do stuff and write stuff but im just--

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · Sep 23

The fuckin audacity! Throw him in the bin

🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · Sep 22

WE'VE ALREADY WRITTEN TOGETHER ON HERE U NERD LMAO THE WORLD 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞𝘚

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · Sep 21

like, can we just be allowed to create our own spaces without anyone telling us what we're ALLOWED to put in them, please?

like bitch i'm not out here to walk on eggshells for ppl on an 'im offended' power trip, LET US LIVE AND CREATE IN PEACE DAMMIT!

this is the 'about' bit btw. weird languaagee!

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🖤🤍💜 Aye matey ☠️ @piratefishmama.bsky.social · Sep 21

catch me about to repost my fuckiest NSFW work Delirium on here out of SPITE

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