Cam 🍍
@pineapplefever.bsky.social
MTG/FFXIV enjoyer, gym goer, alleged coaster thoosie, and general nerd
30, 🏳️🌈, Baltimore
30, 🏳️🌈, Baltimore
This dude at the gym is doing bodyweight squats in the corner
He's doing them quick so he's not getting full range of motion
He's also doing them staring blankly upwards with his mouth agape
...
He looks like he's riding dick
People at this gym are wild
He's doing them quick so he's not getting full range of motion
He's also doing them staring blankly upwards with his mouth agape
...
He looks like he's riding dick
People at this gym are wild
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This dude at the gym is doing bodyweight squats in the corner
He's doing them quick so he's not getting full range of motion
He's also doing them staring blankly upwards with his mouth agape
...
He looks like he's riding dick
People at this gym are wild
He's doing them quick so he's not getting full range of motion
He's also doing them staring blankly upwards with his mouth agape
...
He looks like he's riding dick
People at this gym are wild
Gonna start a list of name and shame level 100 tanks that do not know how to press mitigation at all
Trash pack? None
Tank buster? None
Sympathy for when you die? None
Trash pack? None
Tank buster? None
Sympathy for when you die? None
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Gonna start a list of name and shame level 100 tanks that do not know how to press mitigation at all
Trash pack? None
Tank buster? None
Sympathy for when you die? None
Trash pack? None
Tank buster? None
Sympathy for when you die? None
There is literally an entire expansion on Final Fantasy 14 about why this is bad
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There is literally an entire expansion on Final Fantasy 14 about why this is bad
Chatted with a guy online about college and masters degrees. I told him I wasn't interested in a masters cause money and not wanting to put myself in debt.
He told me he had invested his savings in his masters so I asked him what in
AI and Language Models
😬
He told me he had invested his savings in his masters so I asked him what in
AI and Language Models
😬
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Chatted with a guy online about college and masters degrees. I told him I wasn't interested in a masters cause money and not wanting to put myself in debt.
He told me he had invested his savings in his masters so I asked him what in
AI and Language Models
😬
He told me he had invested his savings in his masters so I asked him what in
AI and Language Models
😬
Rejoined planet fitness so I can have a gym that's closer to me.
It's been 2 years since I've been here but im glad to see that the old man who moans while lifting and the lady who only does hip thrusts for an hour haven't left 🙄
It's been 2 years since I've been here but im glad to see that the old man who moans while lifting and the lady who only does hip thrusts for an hour haven't left 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Rejoined planet fitness so I can have a gym that's closer to me.
It's been 2 years since I've been here but im glad to see that the old man who moans while lifting and the lady who only does hip thrusts for an hour haven't left 🙄
It's been 2 years since I've been here but im glad to see that the old man who moans while lifting and the lady who only does hip thrusts for an hour haven't left 🙄
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live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
live view from cuomo hq
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
WOTC invoking Sheldon's name to defend Sol Ring but ignoring his documented opinion on hybrid cards is such a scummy thing for them to do but I cant say I'm surprised.
The capitalist machine demands number only go up and the dead cannot defend themselves
The capitalist machine demands number only go up and the dead cannot defend themselves
The Real Reason For The Hybrid Rules Change In Commander https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/the-real-reason-for-the-hybrid-rules-change-in-commander
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
WOTC invoking Sheldon's name to defend Sol Ring but ignoring his documented opinion on hybrid cards is such a scummy thing for them to do but I cant say I'm surprised.
The capitalist machine demands number only go up and the dead cannot defend themselves
The capitalist machine demands number only go up and the dead cannot defend themselves
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
Oh
Oh that's
Brennan wtf
Oh that's
Brennan wtf
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh
Oh that's
Brennan wtf
Oh that's
Brennan wtf
The worst part of Ru Paul's drag race is Ru Paul
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The worst part of Ru Paul's drag race is Ru Paul
Now that I've finally finished leveling all the jobs
Favorite tank: Warrior
Least fav: Dark Knight
Favorite healer: Scholar
Least fav: Astrological
Favorite mDps: Monk
Least fav: Samurai
Favorite ranged: Dancer
Least fav: Machinist
Favorite mDps: Red Mage
Least fav: Black Mage
Favorite tank: Warrior
Least fav: Dark Knight
Favorite healer: Scholar
Least fav: Astrological
Favorite mDps: Monk
Least fav: Samurai
Favorite ranged: Dancer
Least fav: Machinist
Favorite mDps: Red Mage
Least fav: Black Mage
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Now that I've finally finished leveling all the jobs
Favorite tank: Warrior
Least fav: Dark Knight
Favorite healer: Scholar
Least fav: Astrological
Favorite mDps: Monk
Least fav: Samurai
Favorite ranged: Dancer
Least fav: Machinist
Favorite mDps: Red Mage
Least fav: Black Mage
Favorite tank: Warrior
Least fav: Dark Knight
Favorite healer: Scholar
Least fav: Astrological
Favorite mDps: Monk
Least fav: Samurai
Favorite ranged: Dancer
Least fav: Machinist
Favorite mDps: Red Mage
Least fav: Black Mage
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Wizards trying to hype up a set that doesn't release for another 5 months when they still have 2 more sets to release
One is Avatar, an arguably much more interesting and influential IP
The other is Lorwyn, a highly anticipated return to an *in universe setting*
God this is going to flop so hard
One is Avatar, an arguably much more interesting and influential IP
The other is Lorwyn, a highly anticipated return to an *in universe setting*
God this is going to flop so hard
Coming up in one hour at 10AM Pacific, Blake is going over all things #MTGxTMNT from this weekend's announcements!
Join us on twitch.tv/magic and say hello!
Join us on twitch.tv/magic and say hello!
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wizards trying to hype up a set that doesn't release for another 5 months when they still have 2 more sets to release
One is Avatar, an arguably much more interesting and influential IP
The other is Lorwyn, a highly anticipated return to an *in universe setting*
God this is going to flop so hard
One is Avatar, an arguably much more interesting and influential IP
The other is Lorwyn, a highly anticipated return to an *in universe setting*
God this is going to flop so hard
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FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM
"Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good."
― Pretty Shield
Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."
"Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good."
― Pretty Shield
Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM
"Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good."
― Pretty Shield
Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."
"Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good."
― Pretty Shield
Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."
slop machine continues to make more slop
not even allowed to try and enjoy the slop any more it seems
not even allowed to try and enjoy the slop any more it seems
Cowabunga Magic players, the second set of 2026 is #MTGxTMNT!
October 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
slop machine continues to make more slop
not even allowed to try and enjoy the slop any more it seems
not even allowed to try and enjoy the slop any more it seems
The existence of UHaul is truly wild to me.
Allowing people to rent a moving vehicle seems fine on paper but in practice you have people driving a vehicle of a size and weight class they typically have no experience with to places that are usually new or unfamiliar to them.
A recipe for disaster
Allowing people to rent a moving vehicle seems fine on paper but in practice you have people driving a vehicle of a size and weight class they typically have no experience with to places that are usually new or unfamiliar to them.
A recipe for disaster
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The existence of UHaul is truly wild to me.
Allowing people to rent a moving vehicle seems fine on paper but in practice you have people driving a vehicle of a size and weight class they typically have no experience with to places that are usually new or unfamiliar to them.
A recipe for disaster
Allowing people to rent a moving vehicle seems fine on paper but in practice you have people driving a vehicle of a size and weight class they typically have no experience with to places that are usually new or unfamiliar to them.
A recipe for disaster
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
Got a new phone and actively decided against redownloadong reddit
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Got a new phone and actively decided against redownloadong reddit
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I am just so fucking proud of her.
The best part of waking up
October 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The best part of waking up
My big hot take of the night is that prizes and league achievements make edh extremely unfun to play. If prizes are on the table its cutthroat as hell, if it's league achievements everyone's trying to draw the game out past its natural conclusion.
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My big hot take of the night is that prizes and league achievements make edh extremely unfun to play. If prizes are on the table its cutthroat as hell, if it's league achievements everyone's trying to draw the game out past its natural conclusion.