Piggy J. Willow
@piggywillow.bsky.social
Mother of doggos and the best human preschooler & baby on the planet
I'm torn between rolls (unnecessary, redundant starch) and green bean casserole (nasty, an abomination before God)
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm torn between rolls (unnecessary, redundant starch) and green bean casserole (nasty, an abomination before God)
We could all use a timeline cleanse, so here, enjoy these two pictures of clyde's touched up flame tail
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We could all use a timeline cleanse, so here, enjoy these two pictures of clyde's touched up flame tail
I've got that feelin' again
(that pain in the back of my throat that tells me I'm getting sick)
Could we just
Not please?
(that pain in the back of my throat that tells me I'm getting sick)
Could we just
Not please?
a man is holding a gun in front of a window with the words `` not again ! ''
ALT: a man is holding a gun in front of a window with the words `` not again ! ''
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November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've got that feelin' again
(that pain in the back of my throat that tells me I'm getting sick)
Could we just
Not please?
(that pain in the back of my throat that tells me I'm getting sick)
Could we just
Not please?
Every time I'm like maybe we need to get rid of the train table, it's just used as a catch all, my son goes and makes an elaborate setup and so it remains ever in my living room 🫠
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every time I'm like maybe we need to get rid of the train table, it's just used as a catch all, my son goes and makes an elaborate setup and so it remains ever in my living room 🫠
My son just asked if Minnesota has trains, @defnotadino.bsky.social can you confirm 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My son just asked if Minnesota has trains, @defnotadino.bsky.social can you confirm 🤣
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Got a parking ticket at OT when the meter and the app have both been broken for months
I'm so livid but I do have screenshots
Do I have to go to court though 😫
I'm so livid but I do have screenshots
Do I have to go to court though 😫
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Got a parking ticket at OT when the meter and the app have both been broken for months
I'm so livid but I do have screenshots
Do I have to go to court though 😫
I'm so livid but I do have screenshots
Do I have to go to court though 😫
My husband bought this book at a library sale and it is NOT subtle 😅
(I love it!)
(I love it!)
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My husband bought this book at a library sale and it is NOT subtle 😅
(I love it!)
(I love it!)
I hurt my back and now I'm scared to walk or lift my baby
This sucks 😔
This sucks 😔
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I hurt my back and now I'm scared to walk or lift my baby
This sucks 😔
This sucks 😔
Just had to have "the talk*" with my baby 😕
*"Don't throw your food to Clyde just because he has a sad face"
*"Don't throw your food to Clyde just because he has a sad face"
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just had to have "the talk*" with my baby 😕
*"Don't throw your food to Clyde just because he has a sad face"
*"Don't throw your food to Clyde just because he has a sad face"
Baby pooped herself awake early from her nap so I guess I'm tagging in my co-parent, Ms. Rachel, so I can finish my work
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Baby pooped herself awake early from her nap so I guess I'm tagging in my co-parent, Ms. Rachel, so I can finish my work
Watched a video of a guy playing guitar and singing to elephants who came up and started swaying and apparently it's not AI and now I'm crying because elephants are amazing and humans have killed so many of them 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watched a video of a guy playing guitar and singing to elephants who came up and started swaying and apparently it's not AI and now I'm crying because elephants are amazing and humans have killed so many of them 😭😭😭
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
How can Malinowski run in the 11th if he was a rep in the 7th 🤔 no carpetbaggers in my district, please
Sherrill will resign House seat on Thursday
Democrat was elected Garden State governor earlier this month
rollcall.com/2025/11/18/m...
Democrat was elected Garden State governor earlier this month
rollcall.com/2025/11/18/m...
Sherrill will resign House seat on Thursday - Roll Call
New Jersey Rep. Mikie Sherrill will resign her House seat Thursday, allowing Gov. Phil Murphy to schedule a special election to succeed her.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How can Malinowski run in the 11th if he was a rep in the 7th 🤔 no carpetbaggers in my district, please
Me riding the high this morning after my son's conference where they praised his growth and told me he's academically ready for kindergarten and he's getting along well with peers and learning coping strategies, to me at pickup when they told me he bit a classmate again
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November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me riding the high this morning after my son's conference where they praised his growth and told me he's academically ready for kindergarten and he's getting along well with peers and learning coping strategies, to me at pickup when they told me he bit a classmate again
Baby just got her MMR 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Baby just got her MMR 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
I swear to God I want to die and come back a dad so I can fuck up constantly but the bar is subterranean so no one will care
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I swear to God I want to die and come back a dad so I can fuck up constantly but the bar is subterranean so no one will care
One thing I've noticed when my son gets a little out of control with other kids is that moms will almost always redirect in a positive way and dads will almost always yell at him
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One thing I've noticed when my son gets a little out of control with other kids is that moms will almost always redirect in a positive way and dads will almost always yell at him
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
Every time I go to CVS I pass the screaming rubber chicken statues of Liberty and every time I consider buying one because it's just too on the nose
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every time I go to CVS I pass the screaming rubber chicken statues of Liberty and every time I consider buying one because it's just too on the nose
Baby fell while I was making my son's lunch, best I could guess is she was trying to climb up the couch, slipped, and scraped her cheek on one of his toys. It's a big boo-boo, will probably bruise, and I'm low-key freaking out bc her well visit is on Monday 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Baby fell while I was making my son's lunch, best I could guess is she was trying to climb up the couch, slipped, and scraped her cheek on one of his toys. It's a big boo-boo, will probably bruise, and I'm low-key freaking out bc her well visit is on Monday 🫠
There is nothing good for lunch in this house and I am *THISCLOSE* to ordering Panera delivery for myself*
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There is nothing good for lunch in this house and I am *THISCLOSE* to ordering Panera delivery for myself*
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
Today I:
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Today I:
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
I started to watch Frankenstein and it's so visually stunning (GdT is a master) but it's also kind of gross
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I started to watch Frankenstein and it's so visually stunning (GdT is a master) but it's also kind of gross
Ok so like ... is this THE Epstein files? Or is there more coming?
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ok so like ... is this THE Epstein files? Or is there more coming?
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
I was supposed to co-op at my son's school today but at 8:30 this morning he decided he wanted daddy to go instead and I can't tell if I'm relieved (real feel of 28 right now!) or hurt 😔 I definitely have fomo lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was supposed to co-op at my son's school today but at 8:30 this morning he decided he wanted daddy to go instead and I can't tell if I'm relieved (real feel of 28 right now!) or hurt 😔 I definitely have fomo lol