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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ

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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1h

Of course he has?

The thought that he is in any way capable of working on behalf of anybody else apart from himself, is utterly... fucking... ridiculous.

He's the capitalists capitalist. The sum total of all human toxicity.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1h

Can Jet2 get me off of this increasingly insane little planet?

PLEASE?

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1h

At what point are we ever going to be able to criminalise, prosecute and convict greasy, news manipulating scum for the outright abuse of reality that them and our deeply despised press subject us to, every... fucking... day?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1h

The image of fucknugget farage (61) in that thumbnail reminds me of something... What was it?

Something from the 1970's?

Oh yes...

White dog shit.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2h

Apparently it is now the Law that all television studios must announce themselves with their logo + name and a "oooOOO whirrrrrr spUNG!" noise, even though you already knew what you were watching and don't particularly give a stone cold white shit about the channel in question.

Fuck my ears & eyes.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 2h

Being alive is becoming fucking exhausting.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 14h

#Projection is so popular among the Propertarians, because they know that the proletariat run this planet, while they ruin it.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 15h

I hope they get annoyed at me referring to it as "The Untied State of Arrogance."

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

"Executive Relief" sounds suspiciously like something that would be on the menu at Epstein Island.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

a woman sitting at a desk with the words you can barely read on her face

ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the words you can barely read on her face

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 19h

That lad is clearly as sharp as a spoon.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 20h

...In a locked room, hidden away deep inside a highly secure Psychiatric facility, somewhere where he belongs... Like Russia.

[I usually run out of characters when trying to describe what Twatspangle Farage deserves.]

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 20h

There are 649 other MP's, but Nigel "Clactonphobic" Farage (61) thinks he should get to ask a question, every week.

It simply isn't worth trying to understand Fucktangle Farage's psychological pathology, for the sake of our own.

All he needs is a video camera, preferably one that isn't plugged in.

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Chthönic Smïth @chthonicsmith.bsky.social · 1d

"You might be a financial wizard
With a sack of loot
But all I see is a slimy lizard
With an expensive suit
Go on and run your corporation
Go on and kiss some ass
You can buy up half of the nation
But you can't buy class"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Jz...

Just ‘Cos You Got the Power

YouTube video by Motörhead - Topic

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 22h

GG Allin.

(He'd have to be dug up & re-animated first though...)

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 22h

Donald Trump (79) said...

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

"They keep their secrets undercover
The rich don't bother about those that suffer
This ain't the land of milk and honey
Cause all they want is money money money"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhvi...

U.S.A.

YouTube video by The Exploited - Topic

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't know The Cramps had written a song about Donnie Chump (79)...

"How do you keep a moron
In wighat suspense?
I'll tell you that later,
But first I'll tell you this..."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWEd...

Call of the Wighat

YouTube video by The Cramps - Topic

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

If you stared at him completely silently for long enough, he would confess to every criminal act he's ever committed.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

Walls covered in polythene sheeting, no witnesses to strange noises, rubber gloves and no recording equipment either.

You know, just to make sure he's in a 'safe space'... 😉

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

I hear tell that Nigel "Flouncing Fucktangle" Farage has thrown another one of his childish little hissy fits because the general public hasn't been paying him any attention in the last... >looks at watch< twenty seven seconds.

Apparently they won't let him behave like a selfish twat in Parliament.

a baby is crying with his mouth open in a close up .

ALT: a baby is crying with his mouth open in a close up .

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

a young boy sitting on a couch with the word special written on his face

ALT: a young boy sitting on a couch with the word special written on his face

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't know that, therefore I stand corrected.

Did they also fix attribute clash?

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