PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
@phunkypunk.bsky.social
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot.
Antifa until I die.
UK
Antifa until I die.
UK
Stranger Things: A synopsis.
A cautionary tale about how a group of young people were prematurely aged by ten years by their constant surreptitious advertising of c*ca c*la, over a four year period in the 1980's.
Do not try this at home.
A cautionary tale about how a group of young people were prematurely aged by ten years by their constant surreptitious advertising of c*ca c*la, over a four year period in the 1980's.
Do not try this at home.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Stranger Things: A synopsis.
A cautionary tale about how a group of young people were prematurely aged by ten years by their constant surreptitious advertising of c*ca c*la, over a four year period in the 1980's.
Do not try this at home.
A cautionary tale about how a group of young people were prematurely aged by ten years by their constant surreptitious advertising of c*ca c*la, over a four year period in the 1980's.
Do not try this at home.
Not long now you cunt.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Not long now you cunt.
I am so sick of this fucking planet and it's constant flood of total fucking cowardly bitch-liars that hide behind remote control death.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I am so sick of this fucking planet and it's constant flood of total fucking cowardly bitch-liars that hide behind remote control death.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
After a recent MRI scan, a sociopathic seventy nine year old rapists walking corpse was discovered to actually contain a six year old spoilt child with a learning disability that analysts are now calling Little Lord Chucklefuck (6).
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
After a recent MRI scan, a sociopathic seventy nine year old rapists walking corpse was discovered to actually contain a six year old spoilt child with a learning disability that analysts are now calling Little Lord Chucklefuck (6).
Do not peg the sheepdog - it makes him leaky & his eyes pop out.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do not peg the sheepdog - it makes him leaky & his eyes pop out.
I haven't had the opportunity to call this chinless, swivel eyed cunt, a cunt in public for a couple of days so here he is.
The cunt.
The cunt.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I haven't had the opportunity to call this chinless, swivel eyed cunt, a cunt in public for a couple of days so here he is.
The cunt.
The cunt.
This is why happy bubbling people make me suspicious.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is why happy bubbling people make me suspicious.
I hear tell that that sort of thing goes down like a lead budgie!
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hear tell that that sort of thing goes down like a lead budgie!
"The acquisition of currency is not a measure of success, but a measure of manipulation and exploitation."
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"The acquisition of currency is not a measure of success, but a measure of manipulation and exploitation."
On one hand: Less actual bastardly bastards than I thought there were.
On the other hand: More lying morons hiding under bridges than I'd hoped.
On the other hand: More lying morons hiding under bridges than I'd hoped.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
On one hand: Less actual bastardly bastards than I thought there were.
On the other hand: More lying morons hiding under bridges than I'd hoped.
On the other hand: More lying morons hiding under bridges than I'd hoped.
When the Artificial Ignorance bubble bursts, I might actually die laughing.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When the Artificial Ignorance bubble bursts, I might actually die laughing.
Looks to me as though Elon "Mucky-Fuck" Musks hair transplant is trying to slink off to the back of his head so it can escape the "Epic cringe" emanating from every pore of its hosts rapidly calcifying, yet somehow almost sentient, remains.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Looks to me as though Elon "Mucky-Fuck" Musks hair transplant is trying to slink off to the back of his head so it can escape the "Epic cringe" emanating from every pore of its hosts rapidly calcifying, yet somehow almost sentient, remains.
So, having these shipped over from that there Americaland & paying roughly 50% more than I normally would for a set of bass strings - was it worth it?
Well, they do *look* nice, but after only an hour of me punking the fuck out of them, I've pretty much killed the G-string, while t'other 3 live on.
Well, they do *look* nice, but after only an hour of me punking the fuck out of them, I've pretty much killed the G-string, while t'other 3 live on.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So, having these shipped over from that there Americaland & paying roughly 50% more than I normally would for a set of bass strings - was it worth it?
Well, they do *look* nice, but after only an hour of me punking the fuck out of them, I've pretty much killed the G-string, while t'other 3 live on.
Well, they do *look* nice, but after only an hour of me punking the fuck out of them, I've pretty much killed the G-string, while t'other 3 live on.