Phil Tyler
@philtyleruk.bsky.social
(He/Him) Husband, father, grandfather, IT geek, writer, biker, drummer, LGBTQ+ ally, & erratic sweary Jesus follower.
Check out my books…they’re really good. 🪐📚
Gran Raid - Paperback
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https://philipalantyler.co.uk for free stories
Check out my books…they’re really good. 🪐📚
Gran Raid - Paperback
https://amzn.to/3MI4QAd
https://philipalantyler.co.uk for free stories
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Phil Tyler
@philtyleruk.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I know @richardosman1.bsky.social ‘s “Thursday Murder Club” series are very popular but if you’ve read them all and are hankering for more feisty pensioners up to no good then search for “Gran Raid” on Amazon or Apple Books. Don’t believe me believe the amazing reviews. Most are 5* #crime #fiction
Gorgeous photo! Wow.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Gorgeous photo! Wow.
Meet Odin. The newest member of the family. Turns out neither my wife, nor I, can bear the thought of doglessness.
#odin #dogs #puppy #welcomehome #joy
#odin #dogs #puppy #welcomehome #joy
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Meet Odin. The newest member of the family. Turns out neither my wife, nor I, can bear the thought of doglessness.
#odin #dogs #puppy #welcomehome #joy
#odin #dogs #puppy #welcomehome #joy
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Footloose…..with a really cool video…
'Footloose' - Dancing In The Movies
YouTube video by kingofkungfu2002
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November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Footloose…..with a really cool video…
I’ll try not to spam you all with too many dog photos but, you know, this dog was THE best. I have no theological basis for dog having an eternal soul but if they don’t there’s something fundamentally wrong with a heaven where you don’t get your beloved companions back.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I’ll try not to spam you all with too many dog photos but, you know, this dog was THE best. I have no theological basis for dog having an eternal soul but if they don’t there’s something fundamentally wrong with a heaven where you don’t get your beloved companions back.
Absolutely in bits. Today our gorgeous Toy Poodle, Spike, passed away peacefully on the sofa next to me. He was THE best dog in the whole world. This photo was taken yesterday. His last trip to the park he loved.
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Absolutely in bits. Today our gorgeous Toy Poodle, Spike, passed away peacefully on the sofa next to me. He was THE best dog in the whole world. This photo was taken yesterday. His last trip to the park he loved.
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
#RIP
😢😢😢😢
Sorry about the rogue apostrophe inserted by autocorrect! I didn’t notice until it was posted.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Sorry about the rogue apostrophe inserted by autocorrect! I didn’t notice until it was posted.
We know this is fake for several reasons..
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We know this is fake for several reasons..
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old
2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact
3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.
If anyone near me EVER says the word chaos I always add “…with Ed Milliband” out loud or under my breath depending on where I am. And I voted for him. Funny that actually under DC we got the worst chaos since a world war!
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If anyone near me EVER says the word chaos I always add “…with Ed Milliband” out loud or under my breath depending on where I am. And I voted for him. Funny that actually under DC we got the worst chaos since a world war!
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Christmas is coming. Get a thrilling romp about bank robbing pensioners on a mission to right wrongs for the book lover in your life!
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November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Christmas is coming. Get a thrilling romp about bank robbing pensioners on a mission to right wrongs for the book lover in your life!
UK
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USA
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UK
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USA
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#novel #bankrobbers #thriller #romp #pensioners #geriaction #christmas #presentideas #presents #reading
Nanny Ogg *IS* indeed awesome, but Granny Weatherwax has to be one of the greatest fictional characters of the last 100 years. I’d put her ahead of Vimes…and I *love* Vimes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nanny Ogg *IS* indeed awesome, but Granny Weatherwax has to be one of the greatest fictional characters of the last 100 years. I’d put her ahead of Vimes…and I *love* Vimes.
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Everything is shit but young people discovering and falling in love with Discworld still brings me tremendous joy
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Everything is shit but young people discovering and falling in love with Discworld still brings me tremendous joy
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome
A brilliant track. Love it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
A brilliant track. Love it.
Another marvellously crap scam email offering to promote my book. They couldn’t even be bothered to replace the filler text “Your book” with the name of one of my books! Oh and I’m sure that book club really exists. Really absolutely certain.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Another marvellously crap scam email offering to promote my book. They couldn’t even be bothered to replace the filler text “Your book” with the name of one of my books! Oh and I’m sure that book club really exists. Really absolutely certain.
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One of the joys of being an author with an email address in the public domain is receiving emails like this. Obviously it’s AI generated but I’ve still blacked out the name in case it’s impersonating a real person!
At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
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At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
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UK
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November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of the joys of being an author with an email address in the public domain is receiving emails like this. Obviously it’s AI generated but I’ve still blacked out the name in case it’s impersonating a real person!
At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
USA
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UK
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At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol!
USA
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UK
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
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Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?
I’d love one but it wouldn’t pass. And even if there were one it should have a two thirds majority like ALL constitutional referendums should (looking at you Brexshit).
I like the idea of winding it down to 2066 and then ending it. A planned closure. They’ve had 1,000 years now they can EFF off.
I like the idea of winding it down to 2066 and then ending it. A planned closure. They’ve had 1,000 years now they can EFF off.
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’d love one but it wouldn’t pass. And even if there were one it should have a two thirds majority like ALL constitutional referendums should (looking at you Brexshit).
I like the idea of winding it down to 2066 and then ending it. A planned closure. They’ve had 1,000 years now they can EFF off.
I like the idea of winding it down to 2066 and then ending it. A planned closure. They’ve had 1,000 years now they can EFF off.
Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.
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It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.
I believe QT is working on a one movie cut at the moment.
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I believe QT is working on a one movie cut at the moment.