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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 22h

The right always think the left are performative. Because they can't imagine being caring.

Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 22h

Having been oblique to this kind of thing, I would guess (advisedly) that this paid between 5 and 10 K to our favourite Eastender. I believe this should give most of us a good laugh.

Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 1d

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 5d

Think there might be a couple of words missing here.

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The Ronin @the-ronin.bsky.social · 8d

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 15d

Sigh. Didn't happen.

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Mountain Mary @marygoodtrouble.bsky.social · 16d

Hilarious!

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 18d

A shame to see Ace Frehly of Kiss fame has died. But he had looked pale for a long time.

Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 20d

I'm far away. Use a squawky talkie.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 21d

I'm 58. What's a parrot?

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Will Yeates @wyeates.bsky.social · 22d

If you continue to hold on to your X account..
If you continue to drive a Tesla...
If you continue using Starlink...

Remember who and what you’re supporting.
Elon Musk is paying Tommy Robinson’s legal costs.

Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins

Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins

Robinson allegedly failed to comply with officers who ‘became concerned’ by his behaviour at Channel Tunnel

buff.ly

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 22d

Hope the film doesn't star Clint Eastwood.

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TeeDixie 📎 @teedixie.bsky.social · 26d

I was quite surprised, given the amount of negative press that would have you believe that this government is the worst we’ve had yet.

I’ll put the link in the next post but given we had a complete shit show with the Tories, this is astonishing. Do reshare or bookmark the link, it’s handy.

Under the last Tory Govt, elected in 2019, of 42 Manifesto Pledges, only
2 were delivered in 5 years.
Under the current Labour Govt, elected in 2024, of 83 Manifesto Pledges, 57 are delivered (18), on track (19), or in process (20).
In 1 year.
(FullFact Tracker)

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 27d

Is there no area of human endeavour he won't try and fuck up?

Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 27d

Oh come on now. You're just saying that because it's not something you 'want to believe'.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 27d

One of my favourite reviews ever termed it, Titus and Ronicus.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 28d

Don't worry Russ, labour will renationalise any second now, 3... 2... 1...

Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · 28d

Thanks Thatcher.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · Oct 5

My left bollock.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · Oct 5

My left bollock

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · Oct 5

Also the profound respect he holds for her shines through in the way he looks at her. It's great all round.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · Oct 5

Do you pronounce 'house' rhyming with 'mice'?

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · Oct 4

On the anniversary of The Battle of Cable Street, let us remember that the Daily Mail was cheering on Fascists then and continues that proud tradition today.

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Phill Danks @philldanks.bsky.social · Oct 2

Try saying Kate. Then hitting them with a stick. Dipped in dogshit. On fire.

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Cuthbert - A Music Project @cuthbert-music.bsky.social · Sep 29

Labour could give everyone 20 Grand, a free house and a job for life, and the UK press will still give them a relentless bashing.

But then, most UK papers are owned by foreign resident, greed addicted, billionaire fascists who are desperate to get UK citizens to vote for a return to feudalism.

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