Phil Spain
@philenespanol.bsky.social
In due time. Social Media Director for Frontstretch. Will do no harm, but take no shit. #ODCEFD
Shooting blanks bitch
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Shooting blanks bitch
My 4th of July is his life
I drink 10 or more beers every day
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My 4th of July is his life
That type of crossfaded where I’m dangerously considering making breakfast
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
That type of crossfaded where I’m dangerously considering making breakfast
Just had the CRISPIEST McDonald’s Dr Pepper I’ve ever had in my life
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just had the CRISPIEST McDonald’s Dr Pepper I’ve ever had in my life
That man who reached the North/South pole first texting his fam
Guess who’s on pole
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
That man who reached the North/South pole first texting his fam
Zoootattootatoodlydooted
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Zoootattootatoodlydooted
God forbid a white boy get a lil motion
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
God forbid a white boy get a lil motion
#1: SMDFTB
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November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
#1: SMDFTB
Blaze and the monster machines but make it tv-14
Not sure what I said but now the Defender Dakar D7X-R is mad at me:
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November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Blaze and the monster machines but make it tv-14
@bethmacy.bsky.social ready to get to work for you in Virginia.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@bethmacy.bsky.social ready to get to work for you in Virginia.
Me trying to vehemently deny I don’t need glasses but I’m looking at the screen like
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me trying to vehemently deny I don’t need glasses but I’m looking at the screen like
This açaí berry liquid iv might be my new fave
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This açaí berry liquid iv might be my new fave
Out here doing side quests and shit
Mike McDaniel snuck into the second row of the press conference room at the Bernabéu and managed to get in the final question to Dolphins RB Ollie Gordon II:
“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Out here doing side quests and shit
We got a lot of shit to do to protect that in 2 years. But he’s right.
Chris Murphy: "I don't think anybody with ambition right now should be planning on running for president in 2028 because we might not have a free and fair election in 2028. We all have to be in the business of saving our democracy right now."
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We got a lot of shit to do to protect that in 2 years. But he’s right.
Reposted by Phil Spain
I've rarely felt so helpless in my life because the only safe option was to advise them to quit their jobs.
There was no social distancing. People were showing up sick to work. It was awful.
There was no social distancing. People were showing up sick to work. It was awful.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I've rarely felt so helpless in my life because the only safe option was to advise them to quit their jobs.
There was no social distancing. People were showing up sick to work. It was awful.
There was no social distancing. People were showing up sick to work. It was awful.
Reposted by Phil Spain
Some of the most heartbreaking calls I took at the COVID info hotline were from meatpacking workers who wanted to know how to protect themselves at work from getting sick.
During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Some of the most heartbreaking calls I took at the COVID info hotline were from meatpacking workers who wanted to know how to protect themselves at work from getting sick.
RIGHT
At least we're getting to the root of why the name Bubba triggers him
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
RIGHT
I just think it’s funny how the right spent so much time denouncing gay rights and then this email comes out
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just think it’s funny how the right spent so much time denouncing gay rights and then this email comes out
I really forgot the “country steak to headache” pipeline
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I really forgot the “country steak to headache” pipeline
Finally going to see 🎱 play thanksgiving night
Only took me 8 years lol
Plus Sarah’s first ravens game
Only took me 8 years lol
Plus Sarah’s first ravens game
a ravens player wearing number 8 runs through a tunnel of smoke
ALT: a ravens player wearing number 8 runs through a tunnel of smoke
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Finally going to see 🎱 play thanksgiving night
Only took me 8 years lol
Plus Sarah’s first ravens game
Only took me 8 years lol
Plus Sarah’s first ravens game
That dollar tree Tylenol pm making sure I’m not here in the AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
That dollar tree Tylenol pm making sure I’m not here in the AM
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Why does the picture they used look like a combination of these
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why does the picture they used look like a combination of these
Somebody gotta tell Ryan Murphy to take a breather, cause these shows are trash.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Somebody gotta tell Ryan Murphy to take a breather, cause these shows are trash.
I’m really turning 36 in March, ain’t that a mf
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m really turning 36 in March, ain’t that a mf
They made this with me in mind
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They made this with me in mind