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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 1d

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Cartoon of man at a table with a book, a plate, a knife and a jar in front of him. He is touching a blob on a page of the book. Caption: I've got jam on my autobiography! Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 2d

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 2d

Always reminds me of Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe series - killing officers and murdering officers.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 2d

It's the John Wick Effect. Do we need highly detailed storylines, maybe. Do we like to see the bad guys get their comeuppance by being amusing beaten\shot etc? 100%.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 4d

Just another day in paradise, eh?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5d

I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins but take a look at me now.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 5d

- I've just checked into a hotel and there's a desert tribe here holding an event in celebration of the humble biro.
- Bedouin Bic fest?
- No, all inclusive.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 5d

- Just wanted to let you know that a group of insurgents with untidily-tied ribbons in their hair have seized control of the French government today.
- Messy bow coup?
- You're very welcome.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 4d

I've written an inflatable book called 'The Acid House Years - 1987'. You have to pump up the volume.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 5d

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 7d

I just backed Wille and the Bandits: Salt Roots Album on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...

Wille and the Bandits: Salt Roots Album

A brand new studio album from internationally acclaimed band Wille and the Bandits.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 8d

You save the good stuff for special occasions?

Can't wait to see it with one of your awesome suits.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 10d

I've only started playing the Horizon games recently, but they seem weirdly prophetic 😒

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 10d

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

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pfriend82.bsky.social @pfriend82.bsky.social · 12d

One of these?

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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 13d

Get off the energy Price Cap if you can, you’re ripping yourself off. A snippet from the new ‘Home Energy Bills Question Time’ Martin Lewis Podcast available on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/..., Apple, Spotify & all the usual pod players.