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Petra
@petraeveryshade.bsky.social
Voracious consumer of fanfic, cat enthusiast, defender of irregular verbs. Every_shade_of_blue on ao3
But also the yearning.
“i’m watching it for the plot” the plot:
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Thought I had successfully pilled my cat and then later found it discreetly (or perhaps vengefully) stuck to a pillow.
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=oFiq...
Sometimes people are just so great.
Stray Kids (스트레이 키즈) - Do It (Bardcore / Medieval Kpop)
YouTube video by ettee
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December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had a staff meeting today that was both so demotivating and enraging that I just want to lie down on my floor and dissociate.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
That feeling when you get a crossword clue because you read a lot of explicit fanfic.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=j1tv...

Please listen to this brilliant song by Pillow Fite.
Laundromats
YouTube video by Pillow Fite - Topic
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December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Once again sobbing over Married Thrice to a Salted Fish.
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?

We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why do I have to adult when all I really want to do is fujoshi the fuck out.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don’t quite understand why people read/watch a BL that’s labelled as toxic, and then complain about the ML being toxic.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No disrespect to those who go there, but every time I read an a/b/o fic where a character goes ‘breed me, alpha’ my eyelid spasms. Sir, you are not a chihuahua.
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Once again, I just have to SY what a fucking delight Legend of Exorcism is.
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ok, so there seems to be a new trend amongst younger fanfic writers of using the word ‘member’ to refer to men’s d1cks and I just can’t. It’s so 80s bodice ripper to me.
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just finished watching Khemjira episode 9, and I am not ok.
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What kind of treat bag do I have to shake to coax fanfic authors into writing for #DesireTheSeries ?
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is how I’m doing so far. Others?
a man wearing a napoleonic hat is looking out of a window .
Alt: Russel Crowe dressed as a Regency era naval captain peering through a window. His look is melancholy.
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How is everyone mentally preparing for ao3 being offline for maintenance?
September 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Filters are good. Censorship is bad. Just let us play with our blorbos.
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fuck censorship #Blueskycensorship
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Here's the message I sent in

You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point

Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!

3/🧵
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Not safe for work 🦈
#art #shark #comic
September 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM