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Pretty quick transition from "millions of people" to "some" in this headline
We've been watching Shohei do this for 8 years now and my brain still struggles to comprehend it
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
Every reporter should follow up this claim by asking him to list them all out
Trump: "This is number nine. This will be number nine for me. I've solved eight."
Luke Skywalker and the Radical Left Rebellion are Dismissive of the The Empire's Concerns, and It's Turning Off Voters

By Ezra Klein
If you've ever wondered what it would sound like if Trey Anastasio recorded a song written by Morgan Wallen with music by Adam Duritz, boy have I got news for you
This man is a menace
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
This is basically the formula for Joe Rogan's show
Chicago rules, you and Colbert should move back
Pretty wild to think about how much talent Second City produced for the longest time. Just an endless list of names
When I was growing up my mom used to tell me everything would give me cancer: sitting too close to the TV, sleeping next to my phone, standing in front of the microwave...

RFK is like that, but with autism.
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
He also doesn't know that he's been on steroids for years. He thinks TRT is something totally different.
if we banned the use of ChatGPT for anyone under the age of 18 it would cause usage to decline by like 30-40% and would basically destroy the company...something to think about
For the record, I was not.
I'm a white guy who grew up in a nice middle class neighborhood on the South Side of Chicago and went to public school with black kids. I cannot express how many times the immediate follow-up question to me mentioning I'm from the South Side and had black friends has been "Whoa, were you in a gang?"
Chicago peeps let’s hear your gang names and colors
Top 12 program in terms of NFL talent produced as well. The epitome of underrated.
This is why I've always argued that from the perspective of a true football purist, the Iowa Hawkeyes are the perfect team.

I'm sick and tired of this "throwing the ball downfield" fad.
How can you not be romantic about running the football?
Bill Polian and I have always said he's better suited to be a running back
The only thing more unrealistic than the Cubs shelling out a bunch of money for Kyle Tucker is the White Sox shelling out a bunch of money for Kyle Tucker. Jerry Reinsdorf ain't about that life
I loathe to say this about a pudgy, paunchy, squat little British man with busted ass teeth...but Ricky Gervais looks pretty good for 64. Never would've guessed.
27 years ago I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.
Being pals with Joe Rogan is an incredibly lucrative career path
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Will never forget when they gave Alec Bohm a standing ovation for saying "I fucking hate this place." It's not a brand for them, it's a way of life.