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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️
@peterschutes.bsky.social
NSFW. 🔞 Imaginary author of legendary proportions. Real life occasional dick pic poster.
Vintage men’s phallocentric gay smut. https://linktr.ee/peterschutes
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Who I am and why it matters.

#firstamendment #erotica #smut
He who controls the spice controls the universe. #fcf
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Able Seaman by Peter Schutes. Part of the paperback “Bobbing Buoys and Salty Seamen” but also available as an ebook. Go look for it, I’m too lazy to post the URL here.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ah, that’s not big. It doesn’t even reach his knee! <vbg>
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Muscle Beach by Peter Schutes

Snatch, clean, and jerk with Shamus while he spreads that muscle bottom for you.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
#bulge Tuesday. #bulto
My grey sweatpants always do it for me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I have gotten much looser and welcoming as the years have passed. I still have never gaped, though. #butthole #mcm
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Thor of Sweden was a contemporary of Tom of Finland. I took this photo of his work at the Tom House when it was laying out on display.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Happy #MCM #monochromemonday from your girthy grandpa.
January 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I dated a guy who was very thick and long enough to pass easily into my second hole. He had that dark red hair and freckles that I love. Now when I see a guy with that complexion, I just assume he’s horse-hung.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Chopper Jock is based on a date I had with a helicopter pilot who was frequently rejected for his girth. Like soup can thick. Progresso, not Campbells.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This drawing is inspired by a photo of influencer/porn actor Andy Onassis. He’s versatile, but I think he prefers to bottom based on many of his posts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We’ll be havin’ some fun. This story is based on a crush I had on a security guard when I was a teen working at Great America. I recommend putting old crushes into your erotic stories - it makes description much easier.
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The deranged tweaker who cleaned the video booths cornered me and said, “You think you’re hot shit cuz you’re working the cash register. Don’t look at me that way, bro, or I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” I was let go for reporting him to my manager.
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The bargain store is open, come inside. And you can easily afford the price. #mcm #jockstrap
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The snake charmer had a very big basket containing a massive hooded cobra.
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What looks better than a good crack? Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Coached by Chuck Idgaf

I’ll make it easy for you - click the link to get the ebook now

www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Care to try your hand at making an innuendo out of this title? I’m listening.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hercules and Lippos

Get it on Smashwords. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This was an easy A.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I wear glasses now. #mcm
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This was based on a snapshot of a guy holding one of those realistically colored but very un-realistic sized dildos in his crotch. It fooled me, but I’m a believer.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nude Living. The art director was pretty clever with the sparkling color.

In the 90s I went to Oklahoma for a film shoot. I discovered that there was still a ban on queer pornography in the Sooner State. Gay magazines were all “physique” mags. And, oddly, these nudist mags were still hot sellers!
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Satan’s Sissy Boy by Adam Maxwell Bigglesworth will curl your eyelashes and burn your nose; it’s so damn hot. Get sissified with a demon!

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November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM