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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️
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NSFW. 🔞 Imaginary author of legendary proportions. Real life occasional dick pic poster.
Vintage men’s phallocentric gay smut. https://linktr.ee/peterschutes
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · May 6
Who I am and why it matters.

#firstamendment #erotica #smut
A text-based graphic describing who I am. It says: 1. I AM AN EROTIC AUTHOR AND PUBLISHER 2. I WRITE AND PUBLISH EXTREMELY NSFW VINTAGE-STYLE PULP PAPERBACK SMUT 3. I DO THIS FOR SEVERAL REASONS: A. I AM PROTECTING AND DEFENDING THE FIRST AMENDMENT B. I AM REVIVING AND PRESERVING A LOST PIECE OF LGBTO + HISTORY C. I PUBLISH AND THEREBY UPLIFT OTHER AUTHORS D. IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
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Did you stuff your turkey? Still hungry? Have a soup-can sized mouthful. #fcf
Me holding my cock up to a comparably sized can of Campbell’s chicken soup. Headline Low Sodium High Fat
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Coached by Chuck Idgaf

I’ll make it easy for you - click the link to get the ebook now

www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
The cover to the ebook Coached. Text: His words drive Luke closer to the edge. He can feel Mike’s cock start to get hard again, rising into his crack.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Care to try your hand at making an innuendo out of this title? I’m listening.
A book called “Stud on the Rings” with the caption “Insert joke about cock ring here.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Hercules and Lippos

Get it on Smashwords. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Cover of ebook Hercules and Lippos Text: Lippos was astonished as Hercules’s muscular ass swallowed his massive cock head. He pushed further.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This was an easy A.
A manual called “Added Dimensions - Penis Enlargement Course”. A chapter begins: FOUR SUCTION VIA VACUUM EXTRACTION Take the vacuum extractor (hereafter referred to as the "penis pump") and fit the rubber donut-shaped gasket onto it. Simply slide the plastic cylinder of the pump into the grooves of the gasket. Once you have the gasket firmly in place, lubricate the outside portion of the gasket (the part that will touch your body) with a bit of lotion or cold cream. This will help ensure a good suction. NOTE: If you have purchased C.T.C.'s "Electric Deep Throat Penis Maximizer* system, the next two steps are accomplished automatically by the machine. Begin with a 15 minute session and increase up to 30 minutes or more. (Let me emphasize again that I have not found a device that will develop your penis as quickly, as pleasurably, and as effortlessly as this machine. 1) Lubricate the penis lightly with a coating of your favorite cold cream or lotion. Insert the penis into the cylinder, making sure that the gasket is firmly placed against your pubis. Now squeeze the bulb several times if you have a squeeze-bulb type of pump. If you have a traditional manual type of pump with a tug-handle, pull on the handle once or twice to get a good suction. Notice that the penis begins to "inflate." When you notice no further swelling, place a thumb or finger under the gasket to break the suction. Let the penis "deflate" briefly. Squeeze the bulb as before and inflate the penis again. Maintain the suction 5-10 seconds, break the suction, and repeat the cycle again a dozen times.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I wear glasses now. #mcm
An older photo of me from below, my bulge in Uniqlo white briefs taking up much of the lower frame.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This was based on a snapshot of a guy holding one of those realistically colored but very un-realistic sized dildos in his crotch. It fooled me, but I’m a believer.
A colorful drawing of a seated man holding his massive cock in one hand. It is the size of a monster dildo. The text reads: He swooned at the sight of the sheriff's impossibly large soft dick. It had so much power, it caused men to tremble. The sheriff liked the law, but he preferred the power his dick had over men.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Nude Living. The art director was pretty clever with the sparkling color.

In the 90s I went to Oklahoma for a film shoot. I discovered that there was still a ban on queer pornography in the Sooner State. Gay magazines were all “physique” mags. And, oddly, these nudist mags were still hot sellers!
The cover of an erotic journal posing as a nudist magazine The cover features a woman with bare breasts, barely covered by a black banner that reads “Sparkling Color” Her lap is discreetly covered by a graphic that reads “Tripping the Nude Fantastic.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Tale of the tailor’s tape. Nearly 13 inches around, and that’s held tight. #fcf
My balls measured at 13 inches. text: Fat Ball Friday?
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Satan’s Sissy Boy by Adam Maxwell Bigglesworth will curl your eyelashes and burn your nose; it’s so damn hot. Get sissified with a demon!

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A demon spanks his sissy hard on the cover of the ebook. "Daddy doesn't want you to feel bad, sissy. This will feel so good." "Yes, sir. Yes, Daddy. I can feel it already." "Move that thong out of the way, sissy. Daddy's coming in."
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Stop thinking the past was so great. It’s fucking up the present big time.
Book: A Nostalgic Anthology, Porn of the Past. Inside a very old photo of a young man swallowing another man’s cum from the tip of his penis. Caption “Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I have a sensitive meeting place at my house, if you care to come inside me.
A dirty bookstore in 1970s Times Square whose sign reads “Peep Show…Real Sizzlers…The Best in Adult Movies,”. and “Top floor, sensitive meeting place. 6 lovely girls top floor.” Caption: New York when it sizzles.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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A.B.’s closet didn’t hold much clothes. His enormous appreciation of male genitalia, both flaccid and erect, was obvious.
Old 5 dollar sketchbook called “The Sensuous Closet Drawings of A.B.” A sketch of a reclining naked man in a tight v-neck and cap sports an enormous erection. Two drawings - a sailor with a pipe dangles a big-hanging hog. A pretty-boy in a onesie gets a blow job while he prepares to give one to a disembodied giant cock. Forewords to the book by Dr. Robert Skulley. A few years ago, it was unthinkable for even the most sincere body building magazine to depict other than males whose genitals were not only covered but disguised. The subjects came under the now laughed at heading of having been models in a Sears-Roebuck catalog, a publication which gave no credence to the fact that males possess cocks and balls which by their mere presence should make somewhat of a bulge, large or small, in the adds for the underwear section. There have been artists since time immemorial who have faithfully reproduced the male body in its magnificence and unashamed genital adornment. Everyone is familiar with Greek and Roman statues with full display of procreative organs but they have come under the censure of the Church and outstanding bigots in every country. During the Middle Ages, when the Catholic Church was a devouring, monstrous octopus, dealing in torture and avarice, nudity was declared an abominable condition and we are fortunate indeed that all the antique masterpieces were not completely destroyed. Many were; quite a few of the remainder of the male statues having their exposed genitals either knocked or chiseled off. When you are fortunate enough to observe one of these divine antiquities, age has not eaten away the privates of these immortal works of art; they were cruelly and dastardly destroyed so the human eye could never-more gaze upon their "soul-withering" qualities. How could the human form, designed after the Divine Image, be considered sinful and only worthy of Hell? During the eras of near nudity, Science, Art and Learning have achieved some of the most notable strides in History. Pride in one's body has time and again produced races of the most beautiful, courageous and learned people. The rest of the text is truncated due to character limits. Just some boring stuff about statues.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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The Anaconda Copper - The town of Anaconda in Montana is dominated by the largest brick smokestack in North America. And the sheriff’s nickname is Stack. His real name is Whelan Dowd. I’ll let your mind put all that together.

www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...
The sheriff and the smokestack dominate the cover of the ebook. Text: Buck scooted. Sheriff Dowd's mighty cock pushed past the inner door and deep inside. Buck hadn't felt pain like this since he'd first learned the joys of anal sex.
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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3.5” tube. #cockpumping #mcm
My cock at 3 Hg in a 3.5 inch pump. Only 12 cm long, sadly.
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Cecil found out many shocking things about himself and others.
A book. Sadopaideia BEING THE EXPERIENCES OF CECIL PRENDERGAST Undergraduate of the University of Oxford Shewing how he was led through the pleasant paths OF MASOCHISM to the supreme joys OF SADISM VOLUME THE FIRST VOLUME THE SECOND My caption: You had me at ‘Cecil Prendergast’.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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For you youngsters who don’t watch MeTV, Mr. Ed was a TV show about a talking horse whose owner was named Wilbur.
A man with a horse-sized cock (actually, a little bigger) stands naked with a wadded washcloth, scrubbing his belly. The caption reads: IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY CALLED HIM "MR. ED." THEY JEERED AND CALLED OUT "WI-I-I-LBUR!" STAMPING THEIR FEET AND WHINNYING. BUT HERE AT THE ACADEMY, MEN NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIS DICK. IT WAS THE ELEPHANT IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If I gave you wood, would you hold it against me? #fcf
Me clutching my gargantuan bulge. The background is wood grain. Text - Got wood? Happy FCF.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Little Shamus by Peter Schutes. You can get the ebook or read this in the paperback “Muscle Bottom”. Available wherever fine smut is sold.

Or, if you must, get the paperback on Amazon: a.co/d/24LbOIH
Ebook cover for Little Shamus. Text: I could have stayed like that with Coach Hurley for the rest of my life. Or at least it felt like it. I didn’t feel any pain at all; it was pure pleasure.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Shhh! This is a library!
A shelf full of pulp fiction at the Tom of Finland library. The caption reads “Librarians are the cornerstones of democracy.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I would argue the opposite, of course, but I’m a size queen.
From the book “Penis size and enlargement: facts, fallacies, and proven methods.” The ideal penis size “In the 1600s, French surgeon Nicolas Venette wrote a popular sex manual, Tableau de l'amour Conjugal. In one of the chapters, he specifies precisely what comprises a big penis, a small penis, and an ideal-sized penis. Wonder if you sport the "ideal" size? Here's what he specifies: Nature, which does nothing wihout a plan, established laws for all body parts. Those which serve amorous functions generally have a certain dimension among men and women. The member of the man, according to these laws, should not usually be more than six or eight inches in length, and three or four inches in circumference. That's just the right size which nature has maintained in forming this organ in the majority of cases. If the penis is bigger and thicker, then it takes too much artifice to make it move. For that reason, the inhabitants of Midi (in southern France) are less suited for procreation . than we are. So now we know that the men in the South of France are well-endowed--or at least they were three centuries ago. However, Dr. Venette warns that a large penis can be a hindrance in sexual intercourse.” My caption: he’s just envious of the men of Midi.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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One Eternal Day by Peter Schutes
Get the Ebook now: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Cover of the ebook. Text: It was not tight; my finger slipped in like a snake slithering into a leather purse.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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#mcm is a thirst-fest. #underwear #bulto
My big bulge in tight briefs. Headline: Monochrom Bulge
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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They had to wipe down the kiln.
A glazed clay sculpture of a Honcho magazine, two hairy men engaged in sexual congress. Headlines A real scorcher, nudes, men men men, sailor d_ck power, hot men, love lust sexy. Caption: Ceramics class was hot.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Just keep slapping it until it burps forth a creamy load.
A muscular man holds a Pringle’s can-sized cock in one hand. The caption “Like Burping a Baby”
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM