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special agent bean
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
49 years straight of never making the world series. best record in baseball babey
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A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
wow maybe he really is gonna be a jock. doesn't even want to let you game
i'm so sorry rachel 🩷 she was so lucky to have you and you took such good care of her
wiping away tears of fondness
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mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
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Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
cold take tbh (because it's obviously true)
throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something
do i know anyone a) in the bay area who b) likes crazy ex-girlfriend (2015-2019). like to such an extent that they might want to accompany me to the reunion show on october 18
"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe
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anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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