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perilously.bsky.social
special agent bean
@perilously.bsky.social
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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jonbois.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 17h
49 years straight of never making the world series. best record in baseball babey
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cjzero.bsky.social
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3d
A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
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jonbois.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 4d
wow maybe he really is gonna be a jock. doesn't even want to let you game
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 4d
YESSSSSS
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inuyaoisha.bsky.social
the yaoi proletariat @inuyaoisha.bsky.social · 7d
day 9: head shaker

#niehuaisang #mdzs #theuntamed #nhs
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 6d
i'm so sorry rachel 🩷 she was so lucky to have you and you took such good care of her
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 7d
wiping away tears of fondness
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 8d
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10d
mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10d
mariners won
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10d
Mariners win
Winona ryder heathers cigarette
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 10d
🤢
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thebevil.bsky.social
mr. strokin m. clock 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 11d
Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 15d
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 16d
cold take tbh (because it's obviously true)
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 17d
throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something
perilously.bsky.social special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · Sep 5
do i know anyone a) in the bay area who b) likes crazy ex-girlfriend (2015-2019). like to such an extent that they might want to accompany me to the reunion show on october 18
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 19d
"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"
rockshrimp.bsky.social Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 20d
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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parsnip.bsky.social
geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 20d
it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe
jane goodall sitting on a wooden bench, wearing black pans and a black turtleneck or mock neck, a large leaf pendant necklace, and a large earthy green scarf with aua and brown patterning around the edges, looking off to the side with a knowing smile a young jane goodall, long blonde hair pulled back into a loose ponytail, holding worn binoculars with a slight smirk
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chlowski.bsky.social
Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 20d
princess of the underworld
fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?) her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian
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Diana 📚🦦🇨🇦🇲🇽 @bookishdi.bsky.social · 20d
anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22d
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 21d
Dear God
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beaucoupkevin.com
💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 25d
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
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