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@perfectdad.bsky.social

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union rep, bicycle rider, music enjoyer, father of the year every year

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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Dec 8

I started a #nowplaying thread for all the jams.

It kicks off with this Lee Baggett record that is one of the best things to come out this year IMO.

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Dec 7

#nowplaying

Lee Baggett, Waves for a Begull

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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · 19d

i think he looks like Dana Carvey with a rash

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · 26d

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Laura Scalzo @laurascalzo.bsky.social · 26d

To state the obvious there is no more defensive operator than a cyclist on a city street. It is an actual life and death next level of understanding and awareness. Motherfuckers.

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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · 26d

this is awesome. towards the end he writes "i am sending a copy of this letter to the UN secretary general" and i can't stop laughing at the idea of him making someone on his staff put this post on letterhead

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26d

“A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt…”

Trump: A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It's amazing that Melania and I didn't fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day's earlier
"post" in The London Times that said UN workers
"joked about turning off an escalator." The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn't work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, "Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?" I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I

fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters' earpieces, couldn't hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said,
"How did I do?" And she said, "I couldn't hear a word you said." This wasn't a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I'm sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn't been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Mac Jones headed to the IR with dumb ass #49ers

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Sep 14

I like their chances against the Saints but after this week I don’t think it looks good

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · Jul 4

When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:

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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Sep 8

that is a very unfortunate name to have

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Sep 1

This sucks

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 30

would be great if him golfing to prove he is alive and healthy caused him to have a stroke or a heart attack i'd even settle for diarrhea

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Aug 30

Huge victory for comedy that all the jokes about him dying led the dying man to make a public appearance today

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 24

the mask reboot this country deserves

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 24

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 24

i wish people used the word "gibbersh" more often i also feel this way about "drivel" and "horseshit"

Erik Strobl @erikstrobl.bsky.social · Aug 24

incoherent gibberish. Is this a distraction or a crisis? Are the Chicago police good? What does “playing games” mean? Can you say anything that didn’t come from a focus group?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 24

Jeffries on Trump planning a military crackdown in Chicago: "We should continue to support local law enforcement and not simply allow Donald Trump to play games with the lives of the American people as part of his effort to manufacture a crisis and create a distraction because he's deeply unpopular"

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 19

Do the Giants know it’s ok to score more than 4 runs in a game?

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 18

Must Shit NOW

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Aug 18

NEW YORK (AP) — Television's MSNBC network is changing its name to My Source News Opinion World, or MS NOW for short.

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 17

YOU did this to me

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 17

the Giants are ass

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 17

Let Verlander go the distance!

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 17

Let Verlander go the distance!

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 15

What to know? His music sucks and it's sole purpose is to sell pick up trucks

Zach Bryan at Golden Gate Park: What to know before you go

Zach Bryan and Kings of Leon will headline the next installment of the Golden Gate Park Concerts series in what promises to be one of San Francisco’s biggest live music events of 2025.

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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

this post has gotten me 5,000 more followers

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

love to be the sixty fifth thousand seven hundred and third account you follow

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

being in the bay area i'm not normally jealous of the bands and shows other cities get but damn

Golden Brown @goldenbrownmusic.bsky.social · Aug 13

Prairiewolf heads east tomorrow! Who’s coming out?

Thurs 8/14: Mama Tried in Brooklyn with Sloppy Heads and Organs Obsolete

Friday 8/15: Tubby’s in Kingston with Sloppy Heads and Wet Tuna

Saturday 8/16: Jerry’s on Front in Philadelphia with Sloppy Heads

a painting of three wolves howling at the moon by aktela73

Alt: Janky wolf gif

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Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

real carjackers don't use weapons they just yell at the driver until they give up their car

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

love to be the sixty fifth thousand seven hundred and third account you follow

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

i'm not sure what "push back" looks like but the smart thing to do would be to make the connection between crime and poverty or they could just shit the bed

Mediaite @mediaite.com · Aug 13

Maggie Haberman Says Pushing Back in Trump Risky for Dems: ‘There Is a Crime Problem Everywhere’

Maggie Haberman said Democrats risk seeming out of touch when they push back on President Donald Trump over his policing takeover. The post Maggie Haberman Says Pushing Back in Trump Risky for Dems: ‘There Is a Crime Problem Everywhere’ first appeared on Mediaite.

dlvr.it

Matt @perfectdad.bsky.social · Aug 14

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