The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was rolling out Microsoft Teams
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was rolling out Microsoft Teams
2025 is the year of the Scammer
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
2025 is the year of the Scammer
Below Deck: Chesapeake Bay
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Below Deck: Chesapeake Bay
And is there a Mrs. Saxobeat?
September 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And is there a Mrs. Saxobeat?
The whole fish I ordered was so good that my father in law likes me now
August 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The whole fish I ordered was so good that my father in law likes me now
Someone followed me? I never post, they’re a bot. But I just posted so all the humans are now welcome to follow me too
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Someone followed me? I never post, they’re a bot. But I just posted so all the humans are now welcome to follow me too
Running over to the marketplace of ideas, anyone need anything?
July 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Running over to the marketplace of ideas, anyone need anything?
Life is rolling over your 401(k) over and over until you die
May 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Life is rolling over your 401(k) over and over until you die
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The rats have chosen a new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The rats have chosen a new pope.
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This is why people need to read the book ‘American Psycho’ and not watch the movie only, so you can get all the internal monologues and see how the guy is just a pastiche of instructional and self-care manuals.
The girlies are Patrick Bateman now.
The girlies are Patrick Bateman now.
I’d rather just die 10 years earlier than do all this
as others have said, there is no time slot allocated for parenting *either* child, spouse engagement (and I picture him in his own bedroom), much less socializing out the house
March 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is why people need to read the book ‘American Psycho’ and not watch the movie only, so you can get all the internal monologues and see how the guy is just a pastiche of instructional and self-care manuals.
The girlies are Patrick Bateman now.
The girlies are Patrick Bateman now.
I’ve made my peace that I’ll never go viral
February 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ve made my peace that I’ll never go viral
Getting lip filler is the 2020s version of using tanning beds in the 2000s
January 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Getting lip filler is the 2020s version of using tanning beds in the 2000s
Entering my NEET era
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Entering my NEET era
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Here at the Labyrinth of Infinite Horrors our goal is to maximize unregretted user minutes
January 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Here at the Labyrinth of Infinite Horrors our goal is to maximize unregretted user minutes
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My mistake here was thinking Elon would operate Twitter as a business but in the end he does need to operate Tesla and SpaceX, and that means he has to recruit immigrants to work there. And so www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/2...
December 27, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My mistake here was thinking Elon would operate Twitter as a business but in the end he does need to operate Tesla and SpaceX, and that means he has to recruit immigrants to work there. And so www.theverge.com/2022/10/28/2...
The “this Bluesky poster looks like a good follow” to “oh no they post every 7 minutes” pipeline
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
The “this Bluesky poster looks like a good follow” to “oh no they post every 7 minutes” pipeline
Bluesky loves discussing itself, and that’s honestly a real sign it’s a legit Twitter successor
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Bluesky loves discussing itself, and that’s honestly a real sign it’s a legit Twitter successor
Meanwhile, Canada is innovating
November 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Meanwhile, Canada is innovating
Would Kamala have won if I posted more? 🤔
November 9, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Would Kamala have won if I posted more? 🤔
Thinking about her (Colombo fruit on the bottom yogurt)
September 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Thinking about her (Colombo fruit on the bottom yogurt)
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,268!
September 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,268!
I’ve visited three babies this week. Here’s what they taught me about b2b sales 🧵
July 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I’ve visited three babies this week. Here’s what they taught me about b2b sales 🧵
Amtrak is an embarrassment
June 22, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Amtrak is an embarrassment