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Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars is throwing the Archive of Our Own logo towards the viewer. The logo is blurry and there is blue lightning behind it. Palpatine has a comically oversized hand that has been photoshopped on.
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janejanajuno.bsky.social
kylo ben and rey at the end of tlj 😔
tumblr post from user targetedknowledge of a picture of two mice - one grey, one white - on a charcoal couch. they are almost separated by a whole couch cushion and are facing away from one another. it says “we are not on squeaking terms rn”
peppersweet.bsky.social
IT 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 REY 👏
peppersweet.bsky.social
guess whose eyes are getting even bigger? 👉👀 MINE
peppersweet.bsky.social
tava ren lit up the toxic femmeslash part of my brain like christmas and compelled me to work on this fic, in which tava sees the weird games kylo & rey are playing and decides she wants to teach him a lesson in prisoner handling. or: in which kylo ren gets cucked over a space zoom call
Rey forced herself to look Tava in the eye again. Nobody besides Kylo knew the extent of her relationship with him, and, even then, she suspected that neither of them really understood it either. Could she freely admit to knowing what he was like? Did she know, really? 

‘I don’t know what you mean,’ she said.

Tava spread her hands wide. ‘I’m under orders to capture you. As are my men. The whole fleet has a standing order to abandon all current mission objectives and divert all resources to your capture if you’re located. And they do capture you! They’re good at it! Funny, then, that you seem to be so good at running away as soon as they turn you over to him. And that you never yield any useful intel despite all those hours in the interrogation chair. Tell me, how many times have you been on his flagship? And does it do something for you too, knowing an entire fleet is at your beck and call for the sake of some sort of sex game?’

White-hot anger flashed inside Rey, like she’d been shocked by a live wire. She hadn’t even called it that to herself. 

‘It’s not like that,’ she growled.

‘Oh, I’m sure it isn’t, sweetheart,’ Tava said. The husky rasp of her voice—the way she’d put emphasis on sweetheart—did something to Rey that made her stomach feel tight. ‘But you realise it’s inefficient, don’t you? That it’s a waste of your time? Does he even touch you? It doesn’t seem like his thing. Does he just make you watch while he touches himself?’
peppersweet.bsky.social
just scored a dream bundle on vinted for £30! I’ve been trying to find the rey lego keyring for ages to go with my kylo one 🥹
screenshot of my vinted order: kylo ren’s command shuttle lego set + rey lego keyring
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moem.bsky.social
Trying to look 'cool' while jerking it
peppersweet.bsky.social
“Ben, we’re not at the ‘lovers’ part of ‘enemies-to-lovers’ yet…”
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peculiargalaxies.bsky.social
it’s never too soon to meme, right?
tava ren smiling and probably thinking that Kylo is about to passionately fuck her tava ren wide eyed and frozen in shock as Kylo orders his troops to shoot her on sight, blasters set to kill
peppersweet.bsky.social
they may as well have drawn him clutching his pearls!
peppersweet.bsky.social
kylo in the next panel: UGH tava I was SAVING myself for my WEDDING night with REY!! 😡🤬
peppersweet.bsky.social
this is so funny to me as someone who sees canonverse kylo as the galaxy’s #1 virgin. chat was this his first kiss?
chaossaber.bsky.social
So they went with the basic seduction trope at the expense of a new badass female character again 🥴 of course Kylo doesn't fall for it but still....
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feralreynobody.bsky.social
kylo @ tava ren in lov #9
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rachael1918.bsky.social
This is simultaneously offensive (due to the misogyny of a token female character being immediately coded as a seductress) and hilarious (due to Kylo Ren issuing a shoot to kill order because a non-Rey girl gave him a smooch).
chaossaber.bsky.social
So they went with the basic seduction trope at the expense of a new badass female character again 🥴 of course Kylo doesn't fall for it but still....
peppersweet.bsky.social
me walking into the cinema to see TROS vs me walking out
peppersweet.bsky.social
perhaps this is a good time to mention that I have about 3,000 words of a fic where tava ren is........disrespectful.....with rey to put kylo in his place (and rey is very into it) (kylo is into it too but pretending he isn't). I need to knuckle down and get it finished ✍️
an unusually high resolution still of lisa simpson sitting at a laptop with a nice mug of tea at her side
peppersweet.bsky.social
me looking at legacy of vader #9 spoilers
extremely low res still of lisa simpson looking down at an empty dinner plate. her expression is giving "what the fuck did I just see" an even more low res still of lisa simpson looking up at her mum with doubt in her eyes. she's sitting in front of a computer
peppersweet.bsky.social
I'm joining you on your quest to catch mr. soule 🙃
peppersweet.bsky.social
(postscript this is really the one reason why I haven’t started alchemised yet. I am 31 and have approx 0 calcium in my diet; my spine will shatter into one william tiny pieces if I have to carry that enormous book in my bag every day)
peppersweet.bsky.social
I am glad my opinion is perfectly hinged!! + co-signing your demand for more paperbacks, especially used! I am a big buyer of secondhand/user of little free libraries 🫡
peppersweet.bsky.social
I think hardback books should be outlawed because I do all my reading on the bus/on my lunch break, and don’t want to carry a big fuckass tome wherever I go like I’m some sort of wizard
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat