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Sam Morey

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Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · Jul 10

🎉🎉🎉 Thrilled to announce here that my #debutnovel, THE NORMAL GUY, is now available on Bookshop.org. Free shipping is available for the next 2 days!

Paperback: tinyurl.com/mrctvts7
Kindle: tinyurl.com/4dwr3ss3
GR: tinyurl.com/mvmuj59s

#Indieauthors #BookSky #SelfPublish #Humor #Satire #Parody

Book cover that shows a Ford Raptor driving at twilight. A hand is seen from the driver's side window littering loads of fast food onto the side of the road. A banner says in the corner, "An unauthorized Dean Koontz Parody".

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Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 23m

My god, the guy that has a 30% approval rating among Democrats is going to face a Democratic primary challenger?

What a scoop, @axios.com!

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 43m

To get the full effect it only should listen to commands like 50% of the time

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 50m

Yeah, car companies are going to redesign everything for a global market because some Nazi functionary promised them they’ll be safe for the next (?) years.

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 3h

The Cybertruck suddenly activates self-driving, then crashes and burns.

With its melting speakers, Grok plays a clip of Anthony Hopkins saying, “His therapy was going nowhere”.

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 3h

People have said the same thing about every group of immigrants that came over

I don’t understand how anybody today could believe that their own immigrant ancestors were the only good ones.

Were the people saying back then that Italian, Irish, and German immigrants were criminals right too?

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 4h

Could help him out with the Youts, potentially

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 5h

Enjoy!

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 18h

“You are the only one saying it”

Huh?

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 18h

It’s either that or continue his nonstop vacation tour

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 21h

Kirkland? It’s my fave

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 21h

TJ also mainly debated college students

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

That looks wonderful

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Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 1d

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

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Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

The lowest of low hanging fruit, all they have to do is hang out in twitter which is mostly all they do anyway.

It’s such an indictment that it doesn’t get any coverage at all when it’s completely public

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

I think if we let them, they will eventually wind up fighting the 30 Years War over again

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

Ah that makes sense. And yeah, the tv series are great to have on demand. Pretty decent movie options as well so far

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

Neither here nor there but I’ve now cancelled most of my streaming stuff for various woke reasons and am really enjoying Pluto, Tubi, and the other weird free options

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Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

lol

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

Or some crypto account opens twenty minutes before the press conference, makes $200 million, then immediately liquidates

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy how the stuff they say in private is more or less the stuff they say in public

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Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 2d

What weird framing. You sound like an alien trying to understand humans

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Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 2d

I hope he’s up all night, every night, eating McDonalds and ragetweeting

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 2d

If you had had a Turkish bath, you wouldn’t forget

(Just kidding, no idea what that is either)

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 2d

I read this as Forbes not wanting to admit that their right turn occurred and/or angered the liberal reader base

Sam Morey @pensandlighters.bsky.social · 2d

Planter will probably get scolded by the media for bringing up Mills’ age too, even though it’s a completely legitimate issue