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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 5d

Either that or she’s been eating poo, in which case soon it will beeee:

*drum beat starts*

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 6d

Go fasch; lose cash, babay!!

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 8d

Yuuuup; the scalpers managed to backdoor them again. But they don’t care because they get to say they sold it all.

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll just say: them bringing up PIZZA lands, DURING PIZZAMAS, and not doing any kind of charitable crossover with The Brothers Green is kinda tilting…

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 8d

Already seeing eBay listings at 3x/4x the price. Truly, I wish you, scalpers all, a very merry your-house-burns
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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 8d

Aaaaand it’s gone. Scalpers won again. Go back to print to demand.

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 8d

Got into the lineup in under 30 seconds aaaaaaaaaand they’re gone. Fuck scalpers, and Fuck #MTGSecretLair for not doing PtD…

“I shit all over it…with me Secret Lsir”
—Game Glitch Gremlin

pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 8d

I was wondering when this was gonna happen. She’s a rising star, which kinda encroaches on your territory.

It was never a matter of IF. Only WHEN…

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 9d

11th. Womp womp wah, other sad trombone noises.

The deck; it was Ametyhst/Steel tempo:

The deck, spread out. Full list will come later

pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 9d

Finished strong by clobbering a Blurple 2-0; finishing 3-2 on day. One table above me might unintentionally draw (control mirror), but one of my losses clinched his, so my best outcome is likely 9th.

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 9d

Glad to have stayed in! There weren’t enough undefeateds to draw in cleanly, so there’s room for (at least) one X-2.

2-0 but a feelsbad. Paired to a kid on EXACTLY the weakest matchup against me.

2-2, we’ll see…

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 9d

Lost to the Am/Steel pseudo mirror in 3 games. We each were a turn off from the win, but since the opp went first in game 3, that did it.

1-2 on day; likely dead, but will play it out.

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 10d

Round 2: lost to Blurple Control with the luckiest sequence of 4 5-drop Elsas in a row to block out any tempo I could have had.

1-1 on day

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 10d

After some busy weeks, it’s nice to get back into some good’ol’ tabletop card-gaming. #Lorcana set champs today; 23 players for 5 rounds + cut.

Round 1: defeated Amethyst/Steel midrange.

[Let’s Go; Tempo Gaming]

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 18d

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 19d

Literally just made this face… 🥱

Hourly Maned Wolf @hourlylegs.bsky.social · 19d

#hourly #guara https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/manes/photo_395@23-08-2018_10-28-28.jpg

pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 28d

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Hourly Maned Wolf @hourlylegs.bsky.social · 28d

#hourly #guara https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/manes/photo_1833@24-01-2020_10-32-27.jpg

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · 29d

?! My radar…is that…a LEGGY?!

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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · Sep 18

Will the Supreme Court protect its retirement accounts by continuing to treat the Fed as its Large Adult Son outside of the normal maximal executive power agenda it is pursuing? Tune in later to find out or just watch out the window for falling stockbrokers.

Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · Sep 18

This is the whole ball game, gang.

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · Sep 18

NEW: Trump administration asks SCOTUS to intervene in the Lisa Cook case

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · Sep 18

*Palpatine voice* “DEWIT!”

But seriously, between that and the mango mussolini’s declaration post yesterday, the 1st Amendment is basically dead, which means Midnight.

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · Sep 18

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Laura Anne Gilman @lauraannegilman.bsky.social · Sep 18

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

Headline from the New York Times, 1939: “Goebbels ends careers of five “Aryan“ actors who made witticisms about the Nazi regime.”

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · Sep 11

Oscar Wilde, right? Er, sorta…?

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pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · Sep 9

Lol, I usually live-react to the fall Apple keynote, but had an appointment instead (oops). Gonna put on the vod and summarize it later instead this time.

pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · Sep 4

They SURE DID! 🤣

pbergs.bsky.social @pbergs.bsky.social · Sep 4

42 minutes. We are just 42 minutes from the most anticipated game release in YEARS.

Steam’s servers are totally gonna crash, aren’t they? 😭