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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 7h

they're clearly taking about being ready to flip over a tire

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 1d

probably just a coincidence he's been in the news lately for using his FBI jet to go on dates

Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 2d

Godzilla blasts a beam of bright blue radioactive breath into the sky

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 2d

from the thumbnail it looks like it's because Taylor Swift album

Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 2d

too bad the economy didn't grow between 1970 and today. that would have solved the problem

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 3d

It is happening again

Truth social screenshot which was reposted by Donald Trump:

Truth Details

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@llijh

There is no #Joe Biden - executed in 2020.

#Biden clones doubles & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities are what you see.

>#Democrats dont know the difference.

Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 3d

"Frank, I thought you said you knew a journalist-- why did you bring us to a crawlspace?"
"I do know a journalist. This is where she lives!"

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Reposted by Pawtez

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 3d

Trump officials are living on base and in military properties because they know the military will protect those properties in the event of mass protests against the government, right?
Miller is living on a military base with controlled access, and others are in military housing for the same reason.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3d

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and several other Trump officials are using Washington-area homes built for senior members of the military. Some former residents are worried that the break with tradition could make it more difficult for some admirals and generals to find affordable housing.

Trump Officials Move Into Military Residences in D.C. Area

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth moved into a home at Fort McNair traditionally reserved for the Army’s vice chief of staff. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and others also now live in military housing.

nyti.ms

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 3d

applications to my empty apartment is my main source of income

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 3d

sounds like someone Frank would know in its always sunny in Philadelphia

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 4d

so when I'm singing along in the car but don't know any of the lyrics I'm actually singing the original version

Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 4d

Phase 1 is just an office full of minimum wage workers sniffing your piss to calibrate the training data

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 5d

weird example, trump promised make groceries cheaper and he won

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 5d

slop 'em up!

Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 6d

A lovely, not-quite-imperceptibly-flickering glow

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 6d

Just murder a guy and eat the whole roast chicken that appears

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 6d

just realized I've been making this face for a full 2 minutes after the video ended

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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 7d

kid-aesthetic + catchy stuff + marketing = success
and then you are free to smuggle in whatever message you want

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