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Paul Dolan
@pauldolan.bsky.social
Multinational man of misery from Aotearoa. Way too distracted by a mix of tech, comms and rugby. Living on Wangal land.
Quote post with a picture of the plane you’d expect as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
April 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Please help me, I work in Lumon Finance and our plans keep being foiled

Kier office Budget
-Severence chips $1.9B
- Corridors $100M
- Balloon, Waffle, Melon & Eggs $12M
- Art and animatronic Supplies $50M
Choreography and Merriment - $75M
-Security Guards and camera monitoring $0
#severance
March 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Johnny Fever for sure, man
March 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Reposted by Paul Dolan
A man who has just been released from Bashar al-Assad’s prisons was shocked by the appearance of his face and the gray hair, as he hadn’t seen himself in 5 years.
December 8, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Sitting on the rock of the bay
December 6, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by Paul Dolan
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The first evergreen skeet?
i did not leave twitter to have that dumb bitch all over my TL here
December 2, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Reposted by Paul Dolan
Celebrating our return to Bluesky by sharing the most batshit Australian speech ever given: Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory. Enjoy.
October 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Would love to see the breakdown of English moderators vs other languages. Facebook and Twitter both severely under moderated non English content to some devastating consequences in Mynanmar and beyond.
4/ We’re expanding our moderation team as we grow to improve both the timeliness and accuracy of our moderation actions. Thank you for your understanding and your feedback.
November 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Throwing out to the universe the need to secure a Troye Sivan ticket for my son in Sydney this week. He just got scammed.
November 26, 2024 at 2:09 AM
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Theoretically, rather than 20M people just leaving twitter, what if everyone set something up for their account to post a unique video or image every few minutes, forever. Storage can’t be infinite can it?
November 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Roigard #FRAvsNZL
November 16, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Quite the sidestep by Savea then
November 16, 2024 at 8:42 PM
The Castle 1997 - Australia. Closing argument.
November 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Just checked in on the bsky servers, all seem to be going OK. 👍 😮‍💨
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
POV as I try to work out what is going on in here, a concerned Frankie offering support
November 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
No idea what I am doing, or who is here...let's see how this goes.
July 3, 2023 at 4:43 AM