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FINDING PATTERSBY
@patterspod.bsky.social
A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author.

Also the ghostwriter is a liar.

https://www.patterspod.com/listen

Written by Ryan Sandoval

Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
Onion Mom Content has been top notch lately
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did you know "Runnin'" by The Pharcyde and The Flaming Lips' "Fight Test" have essentially the same message AND bpms with even numbers?
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wish the Lands Between would decorate Christmas in Elden Ring
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is a funny companion thriller book we wrote starring Theo Sultan

Great stocking stuffer

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November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Is there any meal that photographs better than the autumnal sludge of Thanksgiving?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
People get down on me for living in a chicken coop but I don't even sweat it not with my girl Clucky by my side
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Friendly reminder that I will get you
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I wonder if all these vindictive court cases cost taxpayer money or naw
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"How to Crush Obstinance in the Workplace"
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
sooner than you think...
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If I was a Last Samurai Standing I would be one of the players that coolly tells the Manslayer I don't want to fight him
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
YEEEEESSSS LEADING MAN JOSH FADEM rarely been this excited

youtu.be/yDyxAKWff-M?...
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"oh no theres not enough room to store all the files on the cloud storage we hounded you to use and made it really hard not to use...however, there is another way: $$$$$"
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just don't name em like they used to
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"Behold Argos, an automaton with the strength of 10 Hessian hole-diggers."
Just wish our megalomaniacs would get unhealthily obsessed with building such as a steam-powered mechanical man
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just wish our megalomaniacs would get unhealthily obsessed with building such as a steam-powered mechanical man
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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MOVIE/PREDTR.GIF
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wouldn't mind anime The Three Stooges
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The season finale has finally published.

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110 - Edits and Revisions | Heartglass: A Modern Mythology
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November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
LIVID at parent teacher conference to discover school does NOT test for psychokinesis
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM