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Patrick M Roach

@patrickmroach.bsky.social

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Historic Preservation Architect. Casual artist, cartoonist and writer. Armchair outdoorsman. Dog and also cat person. Sarcastic lamb snob. 🌊

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 5h

Yikes!

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 17h

It’s the 80’s and I’m down with the ladies! 😂😂😂

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 17h

If you need a challenge to spice up your day, try sneezing while your mouth is full of Listerine.

Actually, don’t do that.

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 1d

“I asked that guy ‘why you so fly?’ he said ‘Funky Cold Medina.’”

Good morning!😃

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 1d

Coming soon: Trump Condos Gaza. Reserve your little slice of genocide today!

Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 6d

#GratitudeNotAttitude 🤷‍♂️🤭

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

Not sure what’s more dangerous, the actual ice cream, or knowing for sure just how many spoonfuls one puts away 😬😂

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

Thanks for the reminder. Have a super Saturday! 😊

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

Seems Funyons ramen and pot would go together like Mac and cheese…and pot

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

What exactly is an “ass hat” and who makes them?

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

Even the dogs are entranced by the little red dot 🔴

Good morning!

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 11d

👍👍😃

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 12d

Wheeee! Have a good one!

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 15d

Oof. Been there. 😬

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 16d

May your grumpiness lift you up on wings of ‘tude. 😂

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 16d

Work in progress test render. Figures and costumes are from Daz, the set and ship are by me. Can’t wait to introduce these two to the world.

Have a spectacular day, y’all!

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 16d

Terrifyingly true. I feel so lucky to have a job that demands creativity. Good morning!

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 16d

Like, “I cut my nails a bit too short” fucked up, or “I accidentally blew up my neighbor’s house with my neighbor in it” fucked up? 😬

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 16d

Someone’s got a case of the Mondays! 🤭

Have a great day!

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 18d

A melancholy little throwback on a fall Saturday. Good morning!

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 22d

Relax. Rapsh Turshanah. You can have both!

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 23d

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Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 23d

The resemblance is uncanny…

Patrick M Roach @patrickmroach.bsky.social · 24d

AT 2 AM TODAY, SATURN DECLARED ITSELF “IN OPPOSITION” TO EARTH. OUR GLOURIOUS SPACE FORCE HAS CRUSHED THE SATURN “OPPOSITION” AND SATURN HAS BACKED DOWN INTO “NORMAL POSITION.” (ACTUAL FOOTAGE BELOW) ONE MIGHT SAY WE RAN RINGS AROUND IT. THANK YOU FOR YOU’RE ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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