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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jul 16

(THE BULLYING HELLO.)

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jul 16

[... He seems to snuzzle a bit closer to Patches, moving his chair.]

M-Maybe I-I'm just trying to make f-friends? O-Or, I don't k-know...

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jul 16

[Felix's tail swishes left and right very slowly.]

N-No! I-I... Eurrghh.. I um... H-Hey! I-I'm not flirting! Or trying to flatter you!

[The cat's basically melting face, and his nonstop blushing proves otherwise.]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · Jul 16

// LIKE YOU'RE NOT WRITING A MASSIVE THAGGOT??

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jul 13

(LITERALLY DIE.)

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jul 12

W-What?! I'm not flirting with anyone-!!

[Felix slowly puts his paw on the table, tapping against it.]

I guess... I-I've been told I'm quite nervous... F-For a while.

... Is it really flirting if I just told you, you look nice?

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 30

faggot

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 30

" N-No! Ugh... F-Fine, I'll be less judgemental from now on! "

[Felix drinks a bit more, looking at Patches.]

" I-I guess I-I like your style? A-And hair... A-And warm paws... "

[He trails off, shaking his head.]

" Y-Y-You're nice, is a-all i mean! "

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 29

" A-And s-so? W-We b-barely know e-each other yet! "

[Felix sighs, drinking a little bit more of his Vanilla milkshake.]

" J-Just... T-T-Thanks for the d-drink, t-that's one of the kind things you did... "

[His stuttering grows heavier, he's probably gonna have a heart attack soon.]

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 28

[Felix quickly shoots back and starts shaking a little as he looks at Patches, he's starting to crumble like a cookie...]

" Y-Y-You k-know I-I d-don't run away with peoples money! T-That's absurd! "

" A-A-And I'm not humoring a-anyone! L-Let alone a d-dog w-with such tactics... "

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 28

[Felix starts drinking gently, cleaning his lips after he got enough.]

" I-I just f-feel like I'm ruining y-your day by being here and I s-should just... L-Leave. "

[He seems to tense up after that confession.]

" I-It's no-nothing to do with you! W-Well, m-maybe a little b-but-- "

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 28

" O-Okay... Could you get o-one of those for me? "

[Felix takes his chair a bit further from Patches. He seems visibly upset that this is all probably going to hell and not gonna end how he wants it to.]

[... He seems to prefer to be quiet until his drink arrives as he stares away.]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 28

[Then he sits down and prepares a towel around his neck to clean after himself. He carries that around but not a singular dollar? Cheap bastard.]

" S-So, I-I don't wanna a-ask for too much, d-dog... B-But do they have vanilla milkshakes? O-Or fish eyes? "

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 28

" I-I don't have a dollar! N-not even a cent in these pockets.. N-No sir! "

[Felix walks after Patches as they arrive to their little date spot. He looks up and down at Patches, probably thinking he was gonna get murdered after he walked inside, so he shakingly walks in...]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · Jun 27

Oh, I'm paying for you now, am I?

[ Patches scoffs, rolling his eyes. ]

.. Ugh, fine, I suppose it would be courteous of me.

[ As he walked he couldn't help but wonder why the hell he was doing any of this. What could this pathetic runt possibly have that was stopping him from leaving? ]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 24

" I-I'm guessing y-you have money? "

[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]

" Euurrghh... "

[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 24

" I-I'm guessing y-you have money? "

[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]

" Euurrghh... "

[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 24

" I-It's not like I-I usually touch dogs paws... "

[Felix has a million thoughts as well, most of them messing up his mind and paralysing his entire brain.]

[Trying to keep it cool, he follows Patches, still holding his paw... Firmly, he's never had an experience like this before...]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · Jun 24

And, I was offering to help you up, not to have you hold my paw like I'm your mother.

[ Even with that, he makes no move to stop him, beginning to lead the two across town to the nearby milkshake shop. ]

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 24

[Felix writes in the most rough, violent writing a cat or dog could see, writing 'That evil twink shall pay' 10 times.]

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𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡. @the-delta-warrior.bsky.social · Jun 20

A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris!

Dark themes ahead.

Likes + reposts appreciated!

More info below.

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𝘗𝘉 - 𝘗𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘺 @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social · Jun 20

"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦."

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!

Peter is highlighted, whilst everything else is grey (Outside of eyecolors to clarify status)

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Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 18

[He looks up at Patches, he blushes... He is. Genuinely starting to malfunction as we speak, he quickly holds Patches paws...]

" Y-You're the boss! "

[If Felix was really himself in the moment, he'd say 'excuse my manners' after grabbing Patches paw in a second.]

" Y-You're... Warm... "

— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · Jun 18

[ He closes his eyes, taking a deep breath before finally standing up. ]

.. There's a place where we can get food not too far from here.

[ He turns around to face Felix, offering a paw out to the smaller cat. ]

Shall we?

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 18

[He nods quickly, mumbling sorry... Like first time.]

" I-I know... T-That was bad of me... "

[Felix taps his own knees quietly, he slowly rolls down and lays down, looking at the skies and losing himself before shaking himself to reality.]

" I-I'm k-kind of hungry... A-And bored... "

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 18

// THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE BTW ALL OF YALL MY GOATS. but I need some time to decide

Felix Munch @patheticmagic.bsky.social · Jun 18

// i have to come out and say this but I might be abandoning all the PA accs I have, I honestly have no interest in roleplaying as these characters as it gets boring often if you have no motivation, that goes for @thebaseballdog.bsky.social, @afelineoratiger.bsky.social and this acc might go poof

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