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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · Sep 6

CPAP machine is called that because it's for people with C PAPnea

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 7h

And I don't want the world's sashimi 🎵

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404 Media @404media.co · 9h

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network

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Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network.

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 8h

Only corny people have corneas. I'm cool so i have edgias

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 12h

Pathetic, wishful, desperate, and afraid? That's an even number of negative qualities so u're clear and it could happen

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 12h

Maybe not though u say 🤞

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 18h

This must be devastating but thankfully a dog can never know or understand

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 18h

What's tomorrow?

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 19h

Guy who hasn't seen seen Scarface but concludes something is off about the character because his sister and girlfriend have the same theme

Scarface soundtrack : Gina's and Elvira's Theme

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 19h

I searched "toxoplasmosis business" to find that result that it makes u more likely to start a startup

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 19h

Cats in suits giving each other this business presentation. There is a huge untapped market!

Google suggested search : how big is the toxoplasmosis market?

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 20h

Became curious about something

Can dogs be allergic to peanut butter?
Peanut butter allergies are relatively rare in dogs, with less than 1% of dogs affected.

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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 20h

Please help my friend, if you can 🩷

rose m. honeyboy @boxofhamsters.bsky.social · 1d

i don't want to take attention away from people who need it more but i am still struggling financially and emotionally after the devastating loss of my partner of 4 years, rito. i have to go back to work soon, so i have made a wishlist with toiletries, new work pants, etc
throne.com/honeyboy

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 21h

Joachim Ronning the director is married to a Hearst. This is yet another psyop against humanity

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 21h

This tron ares soundtrack is giving me a headache even at low volumes.
Not because it's bad music because it's not but something about the frequencies or something idk

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 21h

I'm so strung out these days from coffee

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 21h

I have influence on world events but only in a bad way

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 21h

My internet is bad today and i chalked it up to that 😂

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 22h

Not to mention, the boycott

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 22h

This windows shit has me pissed off. I know I'm never buying ms office again and I'm gonna look into ubuntu for my next computer too

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1d

I studied calculus so i know this shit but also i forgor

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1d

Having said this now the pretzel has folded in itself once again and now I'm back to wanting to read it. Just a lil taste

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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 1d

It is kind of funny that his memory of falling in love with her is, essentially, that she looked like both a child *and* a gorgeous woman, like, does he literally not have people to help him TRY to beat the allegations?

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf

Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes u save a tab for later and later u're like yeah I don't give a shit anymore 👉x

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Hotwheels Sisyphus @patchy.bsky.social · 1d

Kid named (Bill) Finger