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Patchouli Bard
@patchoulibard.bsky.social
| songwriter, artist, indie dev, streamer | he/they | icon: Sad_Sabbia (@4bec on tumblr) | banner: @fuzzytrashbird | 24 |
https://youtube.com/@PatchouliBard
https://linktr.ee/patchoulibard

❌ No reposting/using my art NO N:F:T/A:I ❌
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Update; please just report my old channel.

Go to the channel, click "more" on the channel description, scroll down, and report for spam. Write that it's hacked.

I'd rather it be gone than have it be used to spread a virus. I've archived everything as best as I can.

Link to report below.
Okay, thankfully, they dealt with the video report way quicker than I thought.

I still can't get into the channel, but they removed the video. Hopefully they won't touch anything else on my channel, so it can still serve as an archive, but it does suck that I've lost access.
youtube's "suggested replies" piss me off so bad I'm gonna start replying to every comment in fucking morse code just to break it. I can thank people myself ffs!!! lmao
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
wow!!! we hit 1k subscribers!! I'm stunned, I feel like I blinked for a second and hit a new milestone!

thank you all so much for the support!!! ♡

I hope you'll continue to enjoy my future music, covers, and other projects that will suddenly and ominously manifest with no prior warning! ♡♡♡
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
fujoshi to fudanshi pipeline

youtu.be/wAmY2pLNfPY
CONFESSIONS OF A ROTTEN BOY | cover | Patchouli
YouTube video by Patchouli
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My cover of Confessions of a Rotten Boy is coming out at 3pm!

It's a bit different from how I usually do songs like this but I hope you guys enjoy it!

#cover #vocaloid #Sawtone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAmY...
CONFESSIONS OF A ROTTEN BOY | cover | Patchouli
YouTube video by Patchouli
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!!

Store: Bibipins.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I finally started Heartstopper

youtu.be/30Ysa3A2WMU
Oh my God… I get it.
YouTube video by Regan
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
if you're ever sad, know that you hold the power to put fictional little men into Situations
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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To everyone who can openly declare that they are transgender,
and to everyone who cannot yet come out to those around them🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

The world has not yet fully seen the dawn, but let’s continue to support one another.
Chiitan is here with everyone’s hearts.
Everyone is beautiful♡
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Happy Black History Month to:

• queer and trans Black people
• Black people who don’t play respectability politics
• disabled Black people
• Black people who are sex workers
• Black people who aren’t Christian
• Black people who don’t believe in the two party system
• Black people who are erased
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I hope 2026 is kind to us all
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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The final form of fujoshi is to become the yaoi.
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
oh god the fujoshi to trans gay pipeline really is real
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
gender crisis car will run you over several times and when it finally drives away and you get up like "I'm okay!" you'll realize you're standing on train tracks and look over to see the sexuality crisis train rapidly approaching-
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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I handbake my yaoi food with love and care for the people every day and you come into my house
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
crazy how you can be over 2 years into medical transition and still discover things about your gender. it's even funnier if it happens when you think you have it all figured out too
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
y'all are NOT ready for what's cooking in the kitchen
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 PM
"oh gee, wonder what's in this box I haven't unpacked-"
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
"haven't you already written a character like that before?" and I'll fuckin do it again
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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We want your games! Black folks making games, we want to see and share your dope trailers for your upcoming releases!

OR some developer commentary over gameplay.

Only requirements are - game must not be out (or released in the last few weeks) AND footage must be dope.
The BViG Black History Month Showcase is coming soon! We're putting out a call for game trailers, tag a game developer or studio you think would be a great fit for the show!!

Submit your trailers before January 29th!

tr.ee/UH3LmU

#gamedeveloper #gametrailer #BViG
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
another day of hard work at the yaoi factory. I sure hope I don't spill anything toxic in there.
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I always do the same starting word on wordle, and finally... it's finally my day. My time is now. We are WINNING.
January 26, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Takumi Sumino

#rkgk #hndr_fa #100line
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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Especially if you're not in Minnesota. Especially if you have Republican senators. Please help us.
YOUR PHONE CALLS TO THE SENATE ARE WORKING. KEEP CALLING.

202–224-3121

Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
DHS funding bill faces new Senate hurdles after another person killed in Minneapolis
Some Democrats who voted for recent funding bills said they'll vote against any DHS bill without restrictions on enforcement operations. The deadline to avert a shutdown is Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It's looking like a lot of snow tomorrow that might potentially cause me to lose power for a bit so. oh boy!
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM