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ᴡʜᴏᴠɪᴀɴ, ʙʀᴜᴍᴏꜱᴇᴛᴇ, ꜱʜɪᴛᴡᴇᴀᴠᴇʀ ʏ ʟᴜᴍʙʀᴇᴀɴᴏ (ᴍᴇ ʟᴀ ᴀɢᴀʀʀᴀꜱ ᴄᴏɴ ʟᴀ ᴍᴀɴᴏ) | ᴠɪᴀᴊᴇ ᴀɴᴛᴇꜱ Qᴜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴛɪɴᴏ (ᴍᴇ ᴛʀɪɴᴄᴀꜱ ᴇʟ ᴘᴇᴘɪɴᴏ) | ᴅᴀɴᴅᴏʀɪ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇ | ʜᴇʀᴀʟᴅᴏ ᴅᴇ ʟᴏꜱ ʀᴇᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ | ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱɪʟᴋꜱᴏɴɢ - ᴅᴀʏ 1181/1181
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ᴘᴀʀᴘᴀʟʟᴏᴛᴏ @parpalloto.bsky.social · Jan 1
🎞️🎮📖 HILO DE CONSUMICIONES AUDIOVISUALES DE OCIO POR AÑOS 📖🎮🎞️
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gachapantv.bsky.social
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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reddline.bsky.social
I was inspired
Mock-up Youtube thumbnail as if it were created by a baby. A picture of a baby looking pensive occupies the right side of the frame, and a diagram of children's teeth development is on the left. A red arrow and circle highlight the teeth on the diagram and text says "THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE EATING FOREVER". Several pictures of pureed baby food occupy the center of the image with red X's over them.
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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lilartoni.bsky.social
alguna vez buscaste sus tweets? mi favorito es este
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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drfleibur.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/lila... Me da algo
lilartoni.bsky.social gato filloas @lilartoni.bsky.social · 1h
alguna vez buscaste sus tweets? mi favorito es este
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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randymeeks.bsky.social
Todos con trabajo, nadie con vivienda. Un gobierno de izquierdas habría hecho algo para solucionarlo, pero claro.
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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doctorbutler.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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flynnjeux.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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ricesnot.bsky.social
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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lmaonadestand.bsky.social
idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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pikuselu.gay
a fake youtube thumbnail of a baby starting curiously at a tierlist of various gerber baby food. text on the thumbnail reads "RANKING EVERY FOOD. EVER."
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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kuvosa.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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nbparker82.bsky.social
Este tío, ESTE TÍO
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
parpalloto.bsky.social
- Eh yo este jamón ya lo he comido antes
- Claro es que es jamon deja vú-go
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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greywaren24.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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kr3at0r.bsky.social
Solo habéis tardado un mes, pero vosotros a vuestro ritmo…
ec.europa.eu European Commission @ec.europa.eu · 22h
We are opening an investigation into Grok because we believe that X may have breached the DSA.

We have seen antisemitic content, non-consensual deepfakes of women, and child sexual abuse material.

In Europe, no company will make money by violating our fundamental rights.

link.europa.eu/Fh8h84
January 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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doritospope.bsky.social
cuando fokin pagan
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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andrew.mcguiregis.com
Twitter screenshot. Text as follows: Remembering that thing in grad school when my professor, a great ornithologist, got a random call Drunk guy, bar noises in background: (text all caps) IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? My advisor: um...yes? Drunk guy (again, all caps) DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes * wild cheering over phone from bar *
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.
The greatest email exhange I've ever been party to in my life. In which I ask the question "Do you think horses used in films know that they are in a film? The reply is Dear Seamas O'Reilly, my answer to your question is: no Best, Werner Herzog
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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ashponders.bsky.social
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
parpalloto.bsky.social
Lo de que el ceporro este con menos luces que un barco pirata sea el lider de la oposición me tiene a lágrima viva. Mira que se pueden criticar cosas al PSOE, pero es que siempre eligen decir la mayor subnormalidad.
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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therubenfdez.com
Oscar Puente: da explicaciones exhaustivas y pertinentes.

Feijóo:
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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lmaonadestand.bsky.social
more
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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wholesomememe.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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batarong.com
I see optical media like the collective from Pluribus sees the unconverted humans

Discs just don't understand how happy they would be if their data was stored on my Jellyfin server. And that's a tragedy. I have to show them the better way to be. I need them to become one with my server
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
that tie knot is the same width as his head
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM