Parody Zack Polanski
@parodyzackpolanski.bsky.social
Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes... It's all about meeeeee! https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/798031/can-you-really-think-your-boobs-bigger/
If I was Bulgarian, everyone there would vote Green, right after worshipping cardboard cut outs of meeeeee!
Quick look at X to check in on just how utterly batshit old acquaintances have become. Answer? Very. But this is the top news story today, according to its super-clever AI.
February 17, 2026 at 9:51 AM
If I was Bulgarian, everyone there would vote Green, right after worshipping cardboard cut outs of meeeeee!
I don't know about you, but the only movement I'm really interested in is Greens 4 Zack, cos it's all about meeeeee!
February 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I don't know about you, but the only movement I'm really interested in is Greens 4 Zack, cos it's all about meeeeee!
One building project I can always get behind, both in principle and in practice, is a national network of shrines devoted to meeeeee!
"The Green Party has a habit of supporting things in principle and opposing them in practice. It wants environmentally friendly transport, then opposes HS2. It wants clean energy, but opposes wind farms locally. It supports affordable housing, but opposes almost every building project it sees."
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Green councillors are making North London housing even more expensive
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February 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
One building project I can always get behind, both in principle and in practice, is a national network of shrines devoted to meeeeee!
"The failed actors and hypnotists"
"What about meeeeee?!"
"What about meeeeee?!"
Polanski, "When I talk about a wealth tax, right wing, and even Labour, ask: what about the wealth creators?"
"I want to talk about the real creators in our country"
"The people who keep the country running"
"I want to talk about the real creators in our country"
"The people who keep the country running"
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"The failed actors and hypnotists"
"What about meeeeee?!"
"What about meeeeee?!"
Look into my eyes! Please can we agree to ignore my total lack of political nouse and focus instead on how exiting I am for lots of radical sixth form debating society members up and down the country?! Never mind Labour voters, it's all about meeeeee!
What interests me, & confirms my view that politics is just vibes on crack at the moment, is that nobody is out there warning the Greens that by telling millions of Labour voters (we still exist!) they're not "really left" Polanski is alienating his potential voter coalition.
Robert Peston, "Wouldn't you regret Reform UK coming through in Gorton and Denton if The Greens split the left vote?"
Zack Polanski, "We cannot say that Keir Starmer's Labour would be a left wing vote"
Zack Polanski, "We cannot say that Keir Starmer's Labour would be a left wing vote"
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Look into my eyes! Please can we agree to ignore my total lack of political nouse and focus instead on how exiting I am for lots of radical sixth form debating society members up and down the country?! Never mind Labour voters, it's all about meeeeee!
I'm so glad you noticed, Syd! In fact, I'm always right about everything! Don't believe me? Look into my eyes,dont look around the eyes...
Polanski is absolutely correct ........ Labour ceased being left wing with Tony Blair and have consistently drifted rightward since then.
Starmer would sit comfortably with the likes of Michael Heseltine, Ken Clark and Theresa May. Today's Labour is just like yesterday's Tories.
Starmer would sit comfortably with the likes of Michael Heseltine, Ken Clark and Theresa May. Today's Labour is just like yesterday's Tories.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I'm so glad you noticed, Syd! In fact, I'm always right about everything! Don't believe me? Look into my eyes,dont look around the eyes...
Spot the difference competition!
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Spot the difference competition!
Watch out Graham Norton! I might steal your chat show crown one day! The name of my hit BBC show? 'It's all about meeeeee!'
Tomorrow's episode of Bold Politics is so so rare in British politics: real people who are unafraid to just be themselves for an hour because they know they don't have to protect any vested interests.
It's time for a clearout of robots in Westminster.
It's time for a clearout of robots in Westminster.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Watch out Graham Norton! I might steal your chat show crown one day! The name of my hit BBC show? 'It's all about meeeeee!'
People who only go in politics to feed their narcissism and their desire to be seen as important and special have no place in modern Westminster... Because everyone knows it's all about meeeeee!
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
People who only go in politics to feed their narcissism and their desire to be seen as important and special have no place in modern Westminster... Because everyone knows it's all about meeeeee!
And if you're measuring 32B, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes...
The UN Secretary General has said it's time to move beyond GDP and measure "the things that really matter to people and their communities."
He's right.
He's right.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
And if you're measuring 32B, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes...
Do you know who the real winner of the Winter Olympics is? It's meeeeee!
arguably the biggest news of the week that Lisa Nandy is currently doing something related to her brief
Only three cabinet ministers have not Tweeted or put out a message of support for Starmer:
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Do you know who the real winner of the Winter Olympics is? It's meeeeee!
And the best thing for the Scottish Green Party is... Meeeeee!
You've probably seen @zackpolanski.bsky.social's amazing videos and TV broadcasts.
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The @scottishgreens.org have the opportunity to air our own ad across major TV channels in a few weeks time, but we need your help to produce something as hopeful & inspiring as Zack's great work.
Chip in today 👇
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February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
And the best thing for the Scottish Green Party is... Meeeeee!
Ed Balls. Only kidding, it's all about meeeeee!
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Ed Balls. Only kidding, it's all about meeeeee!