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Parody account based on the JRPG video game company. NO RELATION NOR AFFILIATION WITH SQUARE ENIX
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Sep 12
“Good morning i heard news of a remake coming soon.”
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Sep 12
"I have a bomb."
Later.
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Sep 12
"Remake Final Fantasy VI."
Dragon Quest VII 2nd remake and Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch 2, how are we all feeling?
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Sep 12
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Sep 12
“What number is that i lost track.”
I confirmed and locked in
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Sep 12
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· Sep 12
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Aug 22
Yeah, I'm actually lookin' back and... I don't get why people think we're the cause of this sorta thing?
Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...
Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...
Oh yeah, that Star Ocean mobile collab we both did...
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Aug 22
Yeah, they always call the shots on this kinda thing...
Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...
Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...
Oh right. I forget you’re owned by the company run by the blue blur.
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Aug 22
I dunno, these are the same guys who collaborated with one of the biggest toy brands of the 80's AND Nerf for some reason, of course they'd want us to be in it...
...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?
...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?
And why do the westerners want the money?
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Aug 22
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Aug 22
First off, you're only half correct... and second, Blizzard held us hostage in the break room, ok? they wanted the money so badly... we HAD to comply!
Atlus teaming up with Blizzard for an Overwatch 2 and Persona 5 collaboration of the two most toxic things to exist?
Oh, how they have fallen.
Oh, how they have fallen.
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Aug 22
LET ME MESS WITH HIM
No.
"Does this mean Disney own me?"
Wait until they find out my world contains everything Disney owns.
Including Marvel.
Thank you, Wreck It Ralph.
Including Marvel.
Thank you, Wreck It Ralph.
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Jun 28
@parodysquenix.bsky.social
Get your character out of the words I own.
Get your character out of the words I own.
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· May 23
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· May 23
🐭“...Sephiroth Victim.”
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@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· May 15
A small price to pay for a game that at least runs, unlike that Kingdom Hearts cloud version garbage.
Yes. But you’ll only get worse frame rate and lower resolution.