Ghoulish Bambino
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I miss Bishop Robber Baron
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I miss Bishop Robber Baron
why has no one pointed out that AI stands for "Artificial Idiocy"?
February 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
why has no one pointed out that AI stands for "Artificial Idiocy"?
I'm going to be real with you: I don't think any Dem candidate will be as far right as Trump is now and anything more left is preferable to the status quo.
That being said I think the country could use AOC or someone within the same ideological band.
That being said I think the country could use AOC or someone within the same ideological band.
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I'm going to be real with you: I don't think any Dem candidate will be as far right as Trump is now and anything more left is preferable to the status quo.
That being said I think the country could use AOC or someone within the same ideological band.
That being said I think the country could use AOC or someone within the same ideological band.
Friend's death has got me pretty bummed to be real
February 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Friend's death has got me pretty bummed to be real
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Anpanman is homophobic, Cats is homophobic reactionary dreck, Nigerian animes are homophobic, slapstick is generally homophobic, Black Girl Magic is homophobic. Masscult under Donatism is inherently homophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Anpanman is homophobic, Cats is homophobic reactionary dreck, Nigerian animes are homophobic, slapstick is generally homophobic, Black Girl Magic is homophobic. Masscult under Donatism is inherently homophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
Just found out a friend of mine from college passed away and instead of being able to pull up and legitimate obituary info there's just a dozen links to junk sites that try to hijack your phone.
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Just found out a friend of mine from college passed away and instead of being able to pull up and legitimate obituary info there's just a dozen links to junk sites that try to hijack your phone.
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I thought THE MOMENT was good, frankly
February 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I thought THE MOMENT was good, frankly
What did Liz bruenig do now
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What did Liz bruenig do now
I feel like today is a bad day to go see Wuthering Heights by myself
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I feel like today is a bad day to go see Wuthering Heights by myself
"Char Aznable...you tried to kill us a million times in the One Year War...we love you"--average White Base crew member in Zeta Gundam
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"Char Aznable...you tried to kill us a million times in the One Year War...we love you"--average White Base crew member in Zeta Gundam
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"Oh look, it’s your favorite competition! Just one of the many things that get discussed in This Weekend Tonight. Top or bottom?" 👀 - Michael Eaves
February 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"Oh look, it’s your favorite competition! Just one of the many things that get discussed in This Weekend Tonight. Top or bottom?" 👀 - Michael Eaves
Listened to Beach-Life-in-Death today
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Listened to Beach-Life-in-Death today
Dad just told me a story about his friend who drove Reagan to the Birmingham Airport in 78. Reagan let the Hager Twins catch a ride with him and they offered him pot.
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Dad just told me a story about his friend who drove Reagan to the Birmingham Airport in 78. Reagan let the Hager Twins catch a ride with him and they offered him pot.
Illia malinin nooooo
February 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Illia malinin nooooo
Pretty confident I witnessed a guy whispering an auction under his breath on the courthouse steps today
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Pretty confident I witnessed a guy whispering an auction under his breath on the courthouse steps today
This is what peak perfomance at 35 y/o looks like
Always be Ramba Ralmaxxing
Always be Ramba Ralmaxxing
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This is what peak perfomance at 35 y/o looks like
Always be Ramba Ralmaxxing
Always be Ramba Ralmaxxing
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
What are the tiers of Senate races in 2026 exactly?
Easy pickups: ME, NC
Moderate: OH, FL, TX, IA, AK
Hard: KS, SC
Very Hard: MT, MS, LA, NE
Impossible: TN, SD, KY, AR, AL, OK, ID, WV, WY
Easy pickups: ME, NC
Moderate: OH, FL, TX, IA, AK
Hard: KS, SC
Very Hard: MT, MS, LA, NE
Impossible: TN, SD, KY, AR, AL, OK, ID, WV, WY
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
What are the tiers of Senate races in 2026 exactly?
Easy pickups: ME, NC
Moderate: OH, FL, TX, IA, AK
Hard: KS, SC
Very Hard: MT, MS, LA, NE
Impossible: TN, SD, KY, AR, AL, OK, ID, WV, WY
Easy pickups: ME, NC
Moderate: OH, FL, TX, IA, AK
Hard: KS, SC
Very Hard: MT, MS, LA, NE
Impossible: TN, SD, KY, AR, AL, OK, ID, WV, WY
1 (liver). Even then I would probably eat it under the right conditions.
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
1 (liver). Even then I would probably eat it under the right conditions.
Eye doctor says my astigmatism is gone now??
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Eye doctor says my astigmatism is gone now??
They have a TV at the optometrist office that only plays pharmaceutical ads
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
They have a TV at the optometrist office that only plays pharmaceutical ads
Not going to fully doxx myself here but will say that the most "famous" alum of my high school was convicted for violating the espionage act
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Not going to fully doxx myself here but will say that the most "famous" alum of my high school was convicted for violating the espionage act
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Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln, born OTD in Kentucky in 1809. This quote, made at the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois on January 27, 1738, has been on my mind a lot lately.
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln, born OTD in Kentucky in 1809. This quote, made at the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois on January 27, 1738, has been on my mind a lot lately.