Mike
paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
Mike
@paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
Oh, hey! 💍
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Girl, get up out that ground!
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Y’all being good?
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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This is why millennials scrutinize everything on the internet because we were told it wasn't a valid source of information.
I know we weren’t allowed to cite Google, Wikipedia, or anything that wasn’t a book or scholarly journal when doing research in school. I’m also told academia has since relaxed on that sort of thing. Put the babies back on JSTOR.
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Open the schools.
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
And someone retweeted it so…
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I miss being a big booty top 🥹
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
😭😭😭😭 same.
Light skin people annoy the shit out of me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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they better turn TF up. Make up for selling your characters to Fox when y'all was broke. 🤭
James Marsden says X-Men fans will be “blown away” by ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

“The Russo Brothers just upping the ante and Marvel is just giving everybody what they want.”

(via www.etonline.com/media/videos...)
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hey y’all
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I’ve been kinda fine on my birthday 🤭
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
You know ball.
I'm just putting y'all up on game
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Woke up 38 in Martinique today.
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The fact nobody has it is why I don’t say it on the timeline. I’ve seen people try to ruin folks’ lives because they had a disagreement 😕
I’ve grown to like it as I got older because it’s unique and I haven’t met another person (except my dad) with it.
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I’ve grown to like it as I got older because it’s unique and I haven’t met another person (except my dad) with it.
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I haven’t whipped out a skirt in a while. 🤭
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Mistakenly posted ass to the main Snapchat story. 🧍🏽‍♂️
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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I have to go to work again today. I just did work yesterday.
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at a book .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Everything does not need to be a subscription! 🙄🤬
January 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Thong Thursdaaaay!
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Already posted and deleted 🤭
Should I show my cheeks in this orange thong real quick? 🤭
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Canes and Taco Bell ain’t never hurt a soul. I’ll never understand the hate.
I just don’t trust you Raising Canes or Jack in the Box eaters. Even less than I trust niggas that like Taco Bell…
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Should I show my cheeks in this orange thong real quick? 🤭
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Hey y’all. Y’all good this morning?
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Our first year married was turbulent. But once we decided that we wanted to really do the work for ourselves and each other, everything started falling into place.

Some days, I’m over the moon and other days, I don’t want him in my face or breathing the wrong way around me 😂 that’s marriage.
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM