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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘

@palando.bsky.social

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I wandered into the East, and was lost...Near THE Blue Dot 🔵 Passive aggressive pettiness is my superpower. I shout at 🌮 here because it makes me feel better. Don't shoot at people. Even if they 🌮-level suck, just don't.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · Jan 24

For the 10 or so people who actually see this, I changed my picture to my neighbor's Trump signs so that someday I can tell them I shared their signs with my thousands of followers. They aren't going to know what that means. 🖕🤷‍♂️🖕

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 18h

Just a matter of time before Taco's Signal chats leak. Should be a solid read once you get through all the misspelled words.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19h

Bailing out Bessent’s billionaire friends on Wall Street from their bad investments is much more important.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 19h

Mike Johnson is not a stooge. He is an evil man by his own choice.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

Put that in your Admiral Kuznetsov and smoke it.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face and the word boom is on the screen behind him

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face and the word boom is on the screen behind him

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

reasonsvoice.bsky.social @reasonsvoice.bsky.social · 1d

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

They showed his neck vagina. That’s what he’s really upset about.

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Nichole Hiltz @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 1d

I’m assuming this is real… it’s what he does…
And 🤢

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

You're just gonna have to support healthcare even harder

Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

Once upon a time a Bronx-colored man engaged in a decades-long recurring pattern of sexual assault and rape, yada yada....Project 2025.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

If I had to hear it, you have to hear it too.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

Lara Lea Trump debuts her new ‘song’ for the Alternate Super Bowl halftime show.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

Lara Lea Trump debuts her new ‘song’ for the Alternate Super Bowl halftime show.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

What are we even doing...?

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

I think this Atlanta Buffalo game started at 1 o'clock today...

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

There have been brave & courageous war correspondents & reporters throughout history who have uncovered fraud, corruption, abuses and worse inside DOD and the military industrial complex over decades.

Then you have useless hacks that would sign on to Hegseth’s censorship rules.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 1d

That moment when you're trying to take a day off from social media but someone sends you a pic of Rubio giving Taco a Loomer.

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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social · 2d

TikTok added to our big boycott guide. Please follow and share. psychopete1.substack.com/p/psycho-pet...

Psycho Pete's Living Guide to Boycotting the Big Orange Menace

The beast eats money. Don't feed it with yours.

psychopete1.substack.com

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 2d

What the fuck is even going on?

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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 3d

Spirit Halloween Stores all over the Portland area have announced that they are out of stock on all inflatable frog costumes for some reason.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 3d

Jordan is the biggest supporter of sexual assault of the whole bunch, including the people who perpetrated it.

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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 3d

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 3d

There are only two good skin colors: orange and white.

- MAGA, probably

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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social · 3d

TikTok added to the boycott guide. The new TikTok deal doesn’t protect us—it just swaps one surveillance empire for another. Oracle, Ellison, Thiel, Musk. The MAGA media machine is consolidating power, and TikTok is now part of it. Read and share.
open.substack.com/pub/psychope...

Psycho Pete's Living Guide to Boycotting the Big Orange Menace

The beast eats money. Don't feed it with yours.

open.substack.com

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 3d

One does not simply create a Lord of the Rings thread

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3d

NEW: Fat Satan appoints Lauren Boebert ambassador to Idaho.

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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social · 3d

I think they'd probably find Boebert pretty handy

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