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Tingly Peen
These are the death rattles
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Arguably the greatest college game of the season thus far.

#OSUvIU
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Just like that. After a week of frantic diplomacy and U.S. threats against Ukraine, Putin rejects ANY agreement.

The only path forward is pressure on Russia to change this stance—sanctions and resumed US military assistance to Ukraine. Otherwise, the last 10 months were a waste.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
🎶 I FEEL LIKE FUCKIN SOMETHING 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!

Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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www.beltway.news
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So THATS why AJ won't sign an extension
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Post you from a different era (c. 2004)

When I had delusions of grandeur
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah, let's give another contract to AJ Preller. That's a great idea. That's definitely moving us in the right direction.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mike McDaniel is gone tomorrow morning mark my words
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Andy's Corn
cummy worms
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
He spends most of his day nodding off on a lazy boy only to periodically wake up from bad dreams and screams END THE FED.
Also Ron Paul is still alive? TIL.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Joe Davis sounds like hes getting rimmed out when Shohei hits a bomb
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Every day something else comes out that makes me optimistic.

If they trigger the insurrection act, how many armed servicemen will actually comply? Be willing to bet its less than 30%
thin blue line getting thinner
"ICE agents arrested a police officer Thursday morning in the Chicago suburb of Hanover Park, accusing him of being an unlawful immigrant from Montenegro."
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
JB throwin down parlays, a man of the people.
BREAKING: Governor JB Pritzker has released partial tax records showing he and his wife reported more than $10.3 million in taxable income, including more than $1.4 million in income from gambling.
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Because he gives you trade scoops?
@TooMuchMortons_ tweeted
Robert Murray on the Shildt situation

• Was caught off guard by it
• Shildt wasn’t universally loved
• Shildt and Preller had a good relationship
• Says Preller is the best executive in the game and should be extended
• Ryan Flaherty and Nick Hundley 2 possible names
Tweet
@TooMuchMortons_ tweeted Robert Murray on the Shildt situation • Was caught off guard by it • Shildt wasn’t universally loved • Shildt and Preller had a good relationship • Says Preller is the best executive in the game and should be extended • Ryan Flaherty and Nick Hundley 2 possible names
twitter.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A lot of people basically have Stockholm Syndrome with Preller.
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Lest we forget
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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wilhoit's law again falls to the greater conservative ideal: "nothing is real unless it happens to me personally"
just found out that about a week ago, while george santos has been in solitary confinement, that he wrote that due to the inhuman conditions he is facing he is now pro prison reform. just unreal stuff honestly
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ok this zone is getting progressively bigger #SEAvsDET
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This Naylor fella is pretty good
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Werner Herzog should do professional wrestling color commentary
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Poutine will never conquer Ukraine. These are the types of stories that fuel national identity for decades.

The heartbreak this father feels is felt by all Ukrainians.

#slavaukraini
💔 A Ukrainian soldier returned home from the front to lay flowers where his 15-year-old daughter was killed by a Russian missile.
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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A bit of James Baldwin today:
"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain"
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM