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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 1d

I could have watched them throw Hail Mary's all day

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 8d

Pretty smart of Seattle to just have all their sports teams wear green and (mostly) have names that start with S. Just get one piece of merch and wear it to all the sporting events.

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 11d

Need this on a bumper sticker

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11d

It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 12d

Verticality!

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 15d

Will Levis has a successor

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 15d

Lining up on a 3rd and 3 and you start hearing jackhammers and cement trucks? Might as well hand over the football, kid. You're not getting an inch.

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 15d

It's like Newton's third law but for modern politics: every aura-farm has an equal and opposite shitpost

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 15d

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming

The Frog is owning the president.

www.theverge.com

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 18d

Personally I would rather see Raymond the Amish Comic

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · 29d

Patrick trying to fix Kanye

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · Sep 25

BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations.

It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops.

CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.

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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · Sep 20

They want journalists to be regime toadies. We don't live in a free country anymore.

Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · Sep 19

NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com

Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Sep 12

He just came from the court hearing like that

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Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · Sep 10

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 30

Scott Skiles was a beast in college, on and off the court

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 25

a man in a suit is standing in front of a screen that says adult swim

ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a screen that says adult swim

media.tenor.com

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 20

1. Led Zeppelin
2. Time Bandits
3. Taco Bell

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 18

What is your take on jorts? How can you style them unironically?

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 16

Wisconsin mentioned

a man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree .

ALT: a man is talking to a group of people while standing in front of a tree .

media.tenor.com

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 16

Had to pause and go listen to this rant when it was mentioned. Probably the greatest rant of all time.

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 14

I know that hat smells terrible

Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 14

We have reached terminal levels of offseason basketball: redrafting last year's draft

The Athletic @theathletic.com · Aug 14

It’s time to re-draft the 2024 NBA Draft.

Would Reed Sheppard remain a top-five pick? How far does Rob Dillingham tumble?

Our draft expert weighs in:

http://dlvr.it/TMV2Gt

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Matthew Peterman @p3terman.bsky.social · Aug 2

Speaking of Ted Nugent (and also my new entrance song)

Ted Nugent Shit His Pants (To Avoid Vietnam) by Hellroys on Apple Music

Song · 2024 · Duration 1:43

music.apple.com

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