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He/Him . . Uuuuuh what do I put here. I guess I do art.
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#cookierun

Different breeds of shortcake
A bunch of drawings of Strawberry Shortcake Cookie as different breeds of Cake Hounds.

The bottom left depicts them as a chocolate cake hound, wearing Red Velvet Cookie's B.A.D.4. band outfit, presumably cheering for them.

The bottom right depicts them as a cake hound spirit.

The middle has them as a licorice cake hound.

The middle left has them as a blueberry cake hound, proudly walking while holding the skirt of a cute dress.

The middle right has them as a valley cake hound, wearing a green scarf.

The top left has them as a hound in sheep's clothing, wearing a blue scarf.

The middle top has them as a cacao kingdom hound.

Finally, the top right has them as an ocean cake hound, wearing a sailor's collar.
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"artists should charge more!" then pay them. Do comission them. tip them what u think they're worth.

Artists wont believe they are worth money until u give it to them. They know what it's like to not have much, & hope everyone can afford their art. SHOW them they CAN ask more. Don't just Tell them.
Artists on Bluesky: Hey, my car broke down and I need money so I’m reopening commissions! $15 gets you a drawing like this

(posts work of art so breathtaking that if the artist had lived during the Renaissance they would be employed as personal painter to the Medici family)
WIIIIIIIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE
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guys i started playing cookie run its over for me 💀
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Yall yall yall
Imagine if sonic movies were 2d animation+live action yall
Like who framed roger rabbit yk

Here's my humble rendition of that
Also I added him a bucktooth just to piss ya off😋
#art #cartoon #sonicthehedgehog
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now chat i done ding dong dang did recreated this here piece of sonic the hedgehog artwork with my own model yessir
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The Yellow One (COMPLETE) (1/2)
Panel 1: Two guys are talking at the grocery store, one in a green t-shirt and dark short hair, and the other in a white tank top and lighter brown longer hair. In the background is a girl in a hoodie with the hood up turned away from them, though there is a long yellow side-ponytail sticking out of the hood. Green shirt guy is saying "hey, remember that vocaloid song Triple Baka?" to which white tank top guy responds "Yeah!"

Panel 2: Off panel, green shirt guy asks "who was in it?" White tank top guy takes a moment to thinking, with a thought bubble popping up with the virtual singer Miku in the middle, Teto to her right, and an empty space to her left. He says "Oh, uhhh, Miku, Teto ..."

Panel 3: The virtual Singer Rin pops up to Miku's left in the thought bubble as the guys says "And RIN right?"

Panel 4: We flip the camera from the first panel. The guys are now in the background, and we see the yellow-haired girl in the sweatshirt from the front. The green shirt guy is saying "oh yeeaaah" as who we now see to be virtual singer Akita Neru malds, fumes, and grinds her teeth, on the verge of tears (Neru being the actual third singer in that song). Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Akita Neru are walking down a street past a cafe, carrying bags. Miku is saying something to Neru, and they're in casual clothes: Miku is in a purple t-shirt tucked into jean shorts, and Neru is in a loose white t-shirt and jeans.

Panel 2: Miku gets swarmed by a gaggle of fans, saying stuff like "MIKU!!" and "OMG MIKU!!" Neru stumbles backward out of the way awkwardly as this happens.

Panel 3: One of the Miku fans, a little girl with pigtails, looks over at Neru and they lock eyes, smiling at each other.

Panel 4: Closeup of Neru's hand, with yellow-painted nails, sweeting out her big side-ponytail.

Panel 5: Neru is shining bright in front of this girl, showing off her side-pigtail and her yellow flip-phone, just like she has in the music video for Triple Baka, a song for which she provides phone dialing sound effects.

Panel 6: The little girl looks up at her and says "Lady, who are you?" She is also holding an actively melting Kasane Teto ice cream with gumball eyes, and it's looking pretty rough. Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto are on stage at a concert venue, in front of cheering fans with teal and red glowsticks. Behind them is a screen large screen displaying a cloudy pink background.
Miku: "We will now be performing TRIPLE BAKA!"

Panel 2: One person in the crowd points at the stage and blurts out "WAIT! Wasn't there a yellow one in this song??" as others around him either look at him or look forward in silence. The Sanrio Boy and Junji Ito Girl from some of my other comics are there.

Panel 3: The crowd begins to chant: "YEL-LOW-ONE!! YEL-LOW-ONE!! YEL-LOW-ONE!!"

Panel 4: Miku looks over at Teto, unsure of what to do. Teto only returns her gaze, equally uncertain, as the chant continues in the background.

Panel 5: Miku is projecting her phone onto the screen large screen at the back of the stage, for everyone to see, and is now video calling her friend Akita Neru, the yellow-haired girl who was the third one in Triple Baka.

Panel 6: Neru picks up the video call, revealing that she's actually in the crowd at the concert, wearing a glowstick halo and holding another glowstick. A guy next to her is pogging, having realized it's her. The crowd explodes in a "RAAAAAAAAAAA" Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto are on stage at one of their shows. Behind them is a large stage screen with Akita Neru on it, seemingly on a video call with them. Judging by the background, Neru seems to be in the audience somewhere, wearing a glowstick halo.
Miku: "Neru, are you, um ... >>AT<< the show?"

Panel 2: Closeup of Neru on the screen as she nervously mumbles something. The only word that can be made out is "every".

Panel 3: Cut back to Miku looking at the screen, its glow falling on her face.
Miku: "What?"

Panel 4: Neru blurts, blushing intensely, blurts out "I'M AT >>EVERY<< SHOW," with Miku, Teto, and the whole crowd looking on.
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The genetically engineered bipedal hedgehog with the edgy with the highlights has spoken has some demands
A cartoony Shadow the Hedgehog with one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the viewer, with text that says "DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER" beside him.
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Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
Zinnia, Valley's Voice
{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Bird Bard
Flying
Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1.
Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Sonic the Hedgehog
{1}{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior
Haste
Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste.
Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.
Ayyyyy, Mimic fanchild buddies!
GET MY BOY VOID OUT OF THERE HE'S ONE WEEK OLD AND ALREADY HAS SUICIDAL IDEATION :(((