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Oppklipt
@oppklipt.bsky.social
Uhm, yes hello! 👋🏻

31 y/o Norwegian coke zero drinking PS5 gamer and a Twitter migrant cursed with ME. Currently learning Spanish and love painting/drawing. Recently started sewing 🧵🪡

Trying to survive this crazy timeline I’m forced to exist in.
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Introduction tread: About me!

I was born in 1993 in Bodø, Norway. A small town. It’s far north, just beyond the artic circle.

I got sick in 7th grade and had a 14% absence rate that year and they didn’t realize I had Hashimotos (low thyroid function, auto immune) until I was in 9th grade.
”Can I have a puff, please? ”Okay, but I’ve got the kissing disease..“ will forever be imprinted in my brain. I remember the leather jacket I wore, the sunny weather and the exact spot in the school yard where I made the worst mistake of my life.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I got a digital letter from the welfare office three minutes ago and my heart rate went up and the adrenaline surge made me shake.

I’m pretty sure going through a welfare battle over time has given me a form of PTSD.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I used my new vacuum cleaner yesterday. Why on earth did I think I was going to get away with it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Every day I don’t spend money or energy is a good day.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I need a new ps5 game and I have no idea what game to buy. I’ve just finished every Uncharted game there is and I loooved The Last Of Us.

Any suggestions?
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Five things I wish I knew in my early twenties:

1. Save in a global index fund. Even if it’s just 30$ a month.

2. You’re not responsible for other peoples reactions.

3. ”No.“ is a complete sentence.

4. Experiences > stuff.

5. Choose people who make you feel safe, not impressed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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One of the more “radical” (per social norms) things I chose to adopt very early into #LongCovid #MECFS is to shower as infrequently as possible. Why? Bc I want to do things that feel meaningful. If I showered as often as society tells me I should, it’s quite literally the only thing I’d ever do.
Happy shower day to me! It feels criminal to use up a good day to do mundane things like shower, but it is what it is.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ok, so exciting news. We got a MyHeritage kit a while back cause my grandad is English (went AWOL during the Falkland war) and my other grandpa was born from a German soldier during WW2. Rich family history, I know.

We got a DM today from what might be my half German grandpa’s brothers in Germany!
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy shower day to me! It feels criminal to use up a good day to do mundane things like shower, but it is what it is.
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I hate people who think ME is a psychological issue with a passion. Can we get that on a t-shirt?
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This years first Christmas dinner 😍 Salty lamb! We call it ”Stickmeat.“ My favorite Christmas meal. It slaps every single time and I’ll never get sick of it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me: ”I really need to get my debt down to zero. That would improve my life so much!“

Also me: ”I need that vacuum cleaner. It would improve my life so much!“

Why am I like this.
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A new vacuum cleaner. A perfectly ripe pear. A cold glass of the best water in the world. A tiny dog’s wagging tail. A good tv series and a comfortable chair.

The small blessings that make everything else easier to endure. I keep having to remind myself about all the small happy things in life.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I fell for the Black Friday scheme this time and fell teeth first into a new vacuum cleaner. Hand held, 2.5kg pretty little thing with no cords! 7$ a month, sure.. Take my money.

I’m so excited!! I think I’ll be able to sometimes vacuum myself with this one so that’s a huge plus.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If ME was a psychological disorder my antipsychotic medication I use for sleep would cure me.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’ve eaten two raw carrots just now. Not because I didn’t want something else, but because I’m too tired to clean my kitchen first. It is what it is.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you have ME; how long are you able to stay awake at a time and how long do you usually sleep for?

I’m awake for 12 hours (if I’m awake longer I’m risking both being overtired and PEM) and I usually sleep for 12-24 hours.
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In Norway, we ME-patients have made a facebook group where we make lists of doctors and specialists that are safe to go to with our disease with descriptions and what city they are in.

If you don’t have that in your country, make one.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The city just voted to fix the street I’m living on for 6 million $ including water and sewages. They are starting the planning in January and all I see is a year with noise, vibration and no sleep.

This is going to have a massive negative effect on my illness. I’m so scared.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My insurance just went up 15$ a MONTH, 180$ a year. I’m fuming. I could barely afford it before.

What makes insurance companies think that slowly boiling their customers in higher prices is acceptable?
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Now they are investigating ”sniper safari“ in Serbia during the 90’s.

Apparently rich people paid to come to Sarajevo, Serbia to snipe innocent people in the streets. People from Italy, UK and Germany participated.

This world makes me sick to my stomach.

Source: The Norwegian ”Dagbladet.no”
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
”The climate crisis isn’t real. The bible says that the sun warms the earth!!“

Someone said that to me today and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I pay 16$ a month just to see out of my eyeballs. How fucked up is that really.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Have you seen that woman on TikTok who’s calling churches to ask for baby formula to her 2 month old pretend baby who hasn’t eaten since last night?

About 3 out of 30 churches said yes to help after a lot of questions.

She then called a mosque and all he said was ”where are you and what kind?“
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM