Working on the libretto for a hockey opera tentatively titled “Goaliedammerung”
The dropsy
Dum-Dum fever
Laudanum poisoning
Scurvy
Terminal apathy
Resting bitch face
Walking bitch face
Working bitch face
Sleeping bitch face
Chicken pox
the vapors
quincy
winter fever
green fever
debility
The dropsy
Dum-Dum fever
Laudanum poisoning
Scurvy
Terminal apathy