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yeah idk // 30 and change years old, here for a long time not a good time // they/them pronouns // 🔞 risk of horny
i hate interviews, no matter how much i prepare, i always feel like i am just the stupidest person alive and i am so aware of every "um" and "uh" that slips out of my idiot mouth
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i hate interviews, no matter how much i prepare, i always feel like i am just the stupidest person alive and i am so aware of every "um" and "uh" that slips out of my idiot mouth
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
you can tell when i have a good iced tea because i always have to post that: fuck iced tea is so good tho
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
you can tell when i have a good iced tea because i always have to post that: fuck iced tea is so good tho
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it's funny and telling to notice how many objections to limiting vehicle speed are about evasive maneuvers, being made by people who cannot fathom hitting the brakes instead of the gas as an evasive maneuver
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
it's funny and telling to notice how many objections to limiting vehicle speed are about evasive maneuvers, being made by people who cannot fathom hitting the brakes instead of the gas as an evasive maneuver
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There are 3 cats in this picture.
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There are 3 cats in this picture.
hey! a reminder that i only need two more followers on Twitch to reach affiliate! if you don't mind throwing me a follow, i would appreciate it!
www.twitch.tv/onthemorrows
www.twitch.tv/onthemorrows
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hi i'm southwell!
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December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
hey! a reminder that i only need two more followers on Twitch to reach affiliate! if you don't mind throwing me a follow, i would appreciate it!
www.twitch.tv/onthemorrows
www.twitch.tv/onthemorrows
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Calling this done because if I don't I'll keep fussing with the details forever and it's driving me crazy. 😅
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Calling this done because if I don't I'll keep fussing with the details forever and it's driving me crazy. 😅
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
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"You have to use AI."
...why?
...why?
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"You have to use AI."
...why?
...why?
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Warforged named Beetle 🌿
September 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Warforged named Beetle 🌿
coffee shop/bar combos that stop serving espresso in the early afternoon are all cowards
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
coffee shop/bar combos that stop serving espresso in the early afternoon are all cowards
three good news things on the job front in two days is nice, maybe something will even pan out lmao
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
three good news things on the job front in two days is nice, maybe something will even pan out lmao
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Good news for David Harbour that the Venn diagram of people who play Warhammer and people who listen to Lily Allen does not have a large overlap
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Good news for David Harbour that the Venn diagram of people who play Warhammer and people who listen to Lily Allen does not have a large overlap
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Who wrote the Muppets song, whose idea was it, I have so many questions
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Who wrote the Muppets song, whose idea was it, I have so many questions
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game awards thread, sowwy, i probably won't actually say that much lol
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
game awards thread, sowwy, i probably won't actually say that much lol
i probably won't be streaming tonight on account of i want to watch the Game Awards with my buddies? but reminder that i usually stream on Thursdays at 9pm ET over at twitch.tv/onthemorrows
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i probably won't be streaming tonight on account of i want to watch the Game Awards with my buddies? but reminder that i usually stream on Thursdays at 9pm ET over at twitch.tv/onthemorrows
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December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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People are going to die because of the pending insurance premium hikes. I know the terrain of discourse is inconsistent and goes through a tumble cycle every 24 hours, but I really think we need to hone in on this reality and drive it home for people.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
People are going to die because of the pending insurance premium hikes. I know the terrain of discourse is inconsistent and goes through a tumble cycle every 24 hours, but I really think we need to hone in on this reality and drive it home for people.
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December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM