Compact Dad
@onlyrams.bsky.social
Mike || he/him || 34 || bi bator/breeder top from Atlanta that shoots huge loads || NO MINORS (@ariescumfactory on twitter)
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You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead
Breeder business as usual
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Breeder business as usual
Made a new friend and it immediately paid off in a trade
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Made a new friend and it immediately paid off in a trade
Making stern eye contact while you both return your grocery carts to the front of the store is a body btw
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Making stern eye contact while you both return your grocery carts to the front of the store is a body btw
Refilling my cabinets with shit from Costco and all I could think while I was there was "dollar fifty meat rocket is what they used to call me in college"
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Refilling my cabinets with shit from Costco and all I could think while I was there was "dollar fifty meat rocket is what they used to call me in college"
"What if I beat you up Mikey?"
"I want you to! You got the entire day to do it knock yourself out! Knock ME out!!"
"Okay well I wanna knock you out a different way..."
"Okay well I want you to keep going when you do knock me out babygirl."
And suddenly she's got a puddle between her legs.
"I want you to! You got the entire day to do it knock yourself out! Knock ME out!!"
"Okay well I wanna knock you out a different way..."
"Okay well I want you to keep going when you do knock me out babygirl."
And suddenly she's got a puddle between her legs.
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"What if I beat you up Mikey?"
"I want you to! You got the entire day to do it knock yourself out! Knock ME out!!"
"Okay well I wanna knock you out a different way..."
"Okay well I want you to keep going when you do knock me out babygirl."
And suddenly she's got a puddle between her legs.
"I want you to! You got the entire day to do it knock yourself out! Knock ME out!!"
"Okay well I wanna knock you out a different way..."
"Okay well I want you to keep going when you do knock me out babygirl."
And suddenly she's got a puddle between her legs.
Sorry but there's no way you're not pregnant after that lmfao
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Sorry but there's no way you're not pregnant after that lmfao
I finish paying off my car in three weeks
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I finish paying off my car in three weeks
Sometimes you gotta wrangle him with a bit of force to calm him down
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Sometimes you gotta wrangle him with a bit of force to calm him down
Oomf teased me too hard and I bred this cunt when I didn't mean to 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Oomf teased me too hard and I bred this cunt when I didn't mean to 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
I respect women enough to not hurt their vaginas that's why my penis is only 5 inches
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I respect women enough to not hurt their vaginas that's why my penis is only 5 inches
No offense bro but this is a pretty strange spot for you to wanna be waking up in ain't it? 🤨🤨
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
No offense bro but this is a pretty strange spot for you to wanna be waking up in ain't it? 🤨🤨
Want some penis dude?
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Want some penis dude?
Porn aggregate accounts reposting my vids without credit or a link and then bitches in the comments tagging grok asking who I am like it knows or gives a motherfuck. I have a bomb strapped to my chest btw.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Porn aggregate accounts reposting my vids without credit or a link and then bitches in the comments tagging grok asking who I am like it knows or gives a motherfuck. I have a bomb strapped to my chest btw.
I miss my FFXIV catboy so bad bro that's my boi till the day I fawking die
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I miss my FFXIV catboy so bad bro that's my boi till the day I fawking die
Battling with how engagement fucking sucks on this site. I can post a thirst trap selfie on twit and get 50 retweets before I get home from work. I post that same thirst trap here and I'm lucky to get 10 reposts in a week 😵💫😵💫😵💫
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Battling with how engagement fucking sucks on this site. I can post a thirst trap selfie on twit and get 50 retweets before I get home from work. I post that same thirst trap here and I'm lucky to get 10 reposts in a week 😵💫😵💫😵💫
I swear he instinctively knows it's hump day before my own brain does
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I swear he instinctively knows it's hump day before my own brain does
Feels real nice to be reconnecting with confidence I've lost the last several months, I was terrified of the work it'd take but everyone's making it so easy I was a dumb motherfucker before cuz I couldn't cope but!! I figured it out bitch what's good 💪💪
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Feels real nice to be reconnecting with confidence I've lost the last several months, I was terrified of the work it'd take but everyone's making it so easy I was a dumb motherfucker before cuz I couldn't cope but!! I figured it out bitch what's good 💪💪
Your dad had some time to kill after his smoke break so why not?
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Your dad had some time to kill after his smoke break so why not?
It should be no surprise that watching pregnant women getting their cunts wrecked is my favorite porn genre
January 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It should be no surprise that watching pregnant women getting their cunts wrecked is my favorite porn genre
My mutual I've been giving bate advice to finally hit his own face with a single rope and it's like damn he really had to waste two days of his life stroking and holding the load to be able to achieve what I can do in half an hour
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
My mutual I've been giving bate advice to finally hit his own face with a single rope and it's like damn he really had to waste two days of his life stroking and holding the load to be able to achieve what I can do in half an hour
Throwback load that I threw forward pretty hard
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Throwback load that I threw forward pretty hard
Yup, you guessed it, more stamina training 💯💯💯
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Yup, you guessed it, more stamina training 💯💯💯
Oh no bro, my penis slipped out of my pants while I was sleeping!!
So......... are you just gonna sit there and stare at it? 😅😅
So......... are you just gonna sit there and stare at it? 😅😅
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Oh no bro, my penis slipped out of my pants while I was sleeping!!
So......... are you just gonna sit there and stare at it? 😅😅
So......... are you just gonna sit there and stare at it? 😅😅