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Mike || he/him || 34 || bi bator/top that shoots huge loads || NO MINORS (@ariescumfactory on twitter)
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Mounting you with a full bladder of piss is the mood for this afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Mounting you with a full bladder of piss is the mood for this afternoon
Someone's about to get knocked up
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Someone's about to get knocked up
It was fun while it lasted babygirl
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It was fun while it lasted babygirl
I think it's the cutest thing in the world when a bottom has never seen a load as big as mine shoot out of a dick before so they start to get genuinely medically concerned for me and I just get to be like "hey man that's literally my every morning it's normal"
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think it's the cutest thing in the world when a bottom has never seen a load as big as mine shoot out of a dick before so they start to get genuinely medically concerned for me and I just get to be like "hey man that's literally my every morning it's normal"
Cum get high with your dad before he has to bend you over and stuff you in the kitchen all day for the holiday
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Cum get high with your dad before he has to bend you over and stuff you in the kitchen all day for the holiday
Fucked two holes through the back and middle of that pussy toy I bought two and a half months ago so I'm having to send its literal ass to Valhalla tonight and the way I'm kinda devastated? Like we really had something going for a mi-ohmygod I formed a parasocial relationship with my sex doll.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fucked two holes through the back and middle of that pussy toy I bought two and a half months ago so I'm having to send its literal ass to Valhalla tonight and the way I'm kinda devastated? Like we really had something going for a mi-ohmygod I formed a parasocial relationship with my sex doll.
I don't give a FUCK "inseminate" is a good fucking word with a great mouthfeel (PAUSE ✋)
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't give a FUCK "inseminate" is a good fucking word with a great mouthfeel (PAUSE ✋)
I want my pits to reek today but I'm wearing freshly laundered scrubs so it ain't working out exactly
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I want my pits to reek today but I'm wearing freshly laundered scrubs so it ain't working out exactly
Don't forget to teach your sons how to drink their milk so they grow up nice and strong
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Don't forget to teach your sons how to drink their milk so they grow up nice and strong
Made someone's hole twitch for an hour over text and now my stomach is growling harder than it's ever made noise before wtffffffff
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Made someone's hole twitch for an hour over text and now my stomach is growling harder than it's ever made noise before wtffffffff
Actually cannot stop pissing these loads out
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Actually cannot stop pissing these loads out
Bruh not right now we got too much to do today man
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Bruh not right now we got too much to do today man
Cancel your plans for the night cuz you're about to be busy
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Cancel your plans for the night cuz you're about to be busy
If I get fired for being late then fuck it at least I'll be content #fatcockfriday #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If I get fired for being late then fuck it at least I'll be content #fatcockfriday #fcf
Never looked more ginger in my life lmfao
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Never looked more ginger in my life lmfao
Dads always know when they're being watched while they get ready for work, and they always want you to see
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dads always know when they're being watched while they get ready for work, and they always want you to see
Oh believe me I intend to 😏😏
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Oh believe me I intend to 😏😏
Kinda in the mood to rip someone in half all the way up from the ass tbh is that crazy
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Kinda in the mood to rip someone in half all the way up from the ass tbh is that crazy
He ain't gonna be soft much longer if y'all keep looking like that on the timeline this morning babes
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He ain't gonna be soft much longer if y'all keep looking like that on the timeline this morning babes
Thought y'all might like to see some dad ass in breeder mode
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thought y'all might like to see some dad ass in breeder mode
Literally working up a sweat
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Literally working up a sweat
Post-breakfast followup from earlier and still half-chubbin' through the day
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Post-breakfast followup from earlier and still half-chubbin' through the day
I do apologize that posts can get more yappy and nonsensical and sometimes whiny here in between all the porn buuuuuuuut I don't really have anywhere else to get autistic with it so ya know. I'll try to be a good boy regardless 🫡🫡🫡
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I do apologize that posts can get more yappy and nonsensical and sometimes whiny here in between all the porn buuuuuuuut I don't really have anywhere else to get autistic with it so ya know. I'll try to be a good boy regardless 🫡🫡🫡