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How can you not be r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ maniacally reactionary about baseball?
Less than 17%.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Less than 17%.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
That makes over 83% of the population native born. If you think at all about the history of foreign migration to the United States, that has to be a historically low number of foreign born residents.
The thing about Cease is he was much worse in 2025 than in 2024, but he’ll probably be really good again next season because that’s his pattern. He’s an every other year guy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The thing about Cease is he was much worse in 2025 than in 2024, but he’ll probably be really good again next season because that’s his pattern. He’s an every other year guy.
Today, on Cyber Monday, I have received a total of 4 emails in my inbox. 2 unwanted advertisements, 2 real wanted emails.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
I’ve spent the last week unsubscribing from every possible email list I can. If I bought something from somewhere and now I’ve been getting me emails from them for years, that ends now. Even if I like you, you are no longer welcome to advertise in my email.
It seems to actually be working too.
It seems to actually be working too.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Today, on Cyber Monday, I have received a total of 4 emails in my inbox. 2 unwanted advertisements, 2 real wanted emails.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
I have successfully removed ads from my email inbox almost entirely. What a feeling.
Hilarious correct penalty calls in this OT.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hilarious correct penalty calls in this OT.
Tony Romo has said 6-7 (players, yards) multiple times in this first half. He’s gotta be doing it on purpose.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tony Romo has said 6-7 (players, yards) multiple times in this first half. He’s gotta be doing it on purpose.
The Browns offense right now looks pretty good. They’re getting chunks of yardage on running plays from Judkins and Sampson, they’re executing nicely on screens and sweeps. And they even threw the ball down the field for a touchdown.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The Browns offense right now looks pretty good. They’re getting chunks of yardage on running plays from Judkins and Sampson, they’re executing nicely on screens and sweeps. And they even threw the ball down the field for a touchdown.
Me at the start of the SDFC season, making jokes and being above it, and then quickly realizing they might actually be good and fun. And then they were and I went all-in, and now I’m all-in for the future too.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Me at the start of the SDFC season, making jokes and being above it, and then quickly realizing they might actually be good and fun. And then they were and I went all-in, and now I’m all-in for the future too.
Drowning my sorrows by breaking in my new nog cup.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Drowning my sorrows by breaking in my new nog cup.
I’m not putting our dumb city’s history on a new team that exceeded every expectation. They didn’t win MLS Cup in their first season in the league because that doesn’t happen, not because the city is cursed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m not putting our dumb city’s history on a new team that exceeded every expectation. They didn’t win MLS Cup in their first season in the league because that doesn’t happen, not because the city is cursed.
The win against Minnesota solidified the success of the season. When you get to the last 4 it’s a different level, and we didn’t rise to it tonight.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The win against Minnesota solidified the success of the season. When you get to the last 4 it’s a different level, and we didn’t rise to it tonight.
Carlsbad’s Julian Sayin might be generational.
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Carlsbad’s Julian Sayin might be generational.
That was one of the worst overtimes I could even imagine.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That was one of the worst overtimes I could even imagine.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Made it home from the in-laws house in the snow, which is nice. The power is out at home, which is not nice.
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Made it home from the in-laws house in the snow, which is nice. The power is out at home, which is not nice.
The Chicago Pope spending Thanksgiving visiting Turkey is hilarious.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Chicago Pope spending Thanksgiving visiting Turkey is hilarious.
This could be the Super Bowl halftime show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This could be the Super Bowl halftime show.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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When you see this, post an image (or 4) from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you see this, post an image (or 4) from your gallery to describe your mental health
Shildt did us a favor by quitting. That he’s forced to work part-time during his retirement years is more of a symptom of late stage capitalism than anything else.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Shildt did us a favor by quitting. That he’s forced to work part-time during his retirement years is more of a symptom of late stage capitalism than anything else.
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Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Congrats to UCSD on their big men’s basketball win today over Bradley at the Terry’s Chocolate ESPN Events Invitational - Adventure Bracket.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Congrats to UCSD on their big men’s basketball win today over Bradley at the Terry’s Chocolate ESPN Events Invitational - Adventure Bracket.