Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
· Oct 12
I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
I have identified the most reliable way to know if my current dose of meds is correct.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I have identified the most reliable way to know if my current dose of meds is correct.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
Why does anyone ever eat turkey when gammon exists.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Why does anyone ever eat turkey when gammon exists.
My pants are 75% off for Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My pants are 75% off for Black Friday.
Zaggy Norse: International Sex Horse of Mystery
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Zaggy Norse: International Sex Horse of Mystery
I baited the mousetrap with a twink and heard it go off about 3am. Found this the next morning. What an idiot.
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I baited the mousetrap with a twink and heard it go off about 3am. Found this the next morning. What an idiot.
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
Literally couldn't give a shit if you're six feet tall. Oh, over six foot? I'll increment the eh-ometer.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Literally couldn't give a shit if you're six feet tall. Oh, over six foot? I'll increment the eh-ometer.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
I don’t have turkey breast. Panther breast will have to suffice.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don’t have turkey breast. Panther breast will have to suffice.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
I did the mocap for the horse sex scene in Zootopia 2 and I'd just like to thank Disney for the opportunity and for access to the secret smut vault to learn from all the Maximus porn in there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I did the mocap for the horse sex scene in Zootopia 2 and I'd just like to thank Disney for the opportunity and for access to the secret smut vault to learn from all the Maximus porn in there.
I just went to see if the new Bulwer-Lytton contest awards were up and was gutted to see that it's come to an end after like 42 years. The archives remain up, at least. So if you've been waiting for the show to end before catching up, now's the time.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
www.bulwer-lytton.com
Home | The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
A whimsical literary competition for the worst possible opening sentences to novels never written.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I just went to see if the new Bulwer-Lytton contest awards were up and was gutted to see that it's come to an end after like 42 years. The archives remain up, at least. So if you've been waiting for the show to end before catching up, now's the time.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
www.bulwer-lytton.com
His hands danced across her generous bosom like two stick insects with neurological damage.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
His hands danced across her generous bosom like two stick insects with neurological damage.
There's a new litchi Tropika flavour and it looks exactly like cum.
Tastes better tho.
Tastes better tho.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
There's a new litchi Tropika flavour and it looks exactly like cum.
Tastes better tho.
Tastes better tho.
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects greenscreens.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects greenscreens.
"Come Dine With Me" is Drag Race for straight people.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Come Dine With Me" is Drag Race for straight people.
Joe Abercrombie's characters are so fucking good. I just breathed in the entire second Age of Madness novel in like a day and I'm buzzing. I thought the Bloody Nine was peak but I think I genuinely want to have Caul Shivers' (terrifying) babies.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Joe Abercrombie's characters are so fucking good. I just breathed in the entire second Age of Madness novel in like a day and I'm buzzing. I thought the Bloody Nine was peak but I think I genuinely want to have Caul Shivers' (terrifying) babies.
I just can't get my brain to care about the rest of the work year which is a problem because there's three weeks to go.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I just can't get my brain to care about the rest of the work year which is a problem because there's three weeks to go.
Let's just say I'm a horse of mystery. An equine of confabulation. A stallion of bewitchment. A nag of ensorcellment.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Let's just say I'm a horse of mystery. An equine of confabulation. A stallion of bewitchment. A nag of ensorcellment.
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Don't be mad at Cloudfront. They need lots of servers to operate, which have only gotten more and more expensive as RAM prices rise, which happens because the RAM is used for GPUs which are now only used for
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Don't be mad at Cloudfront. They need lots of servers to operate, which have only gotten more and more expensive as RAM prices rise, which happens because the RAM is used for GPUs which are now only used for
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
The "Every time Veritasium changes the thumbnail for their new video, you take a drink" not getting liver failure challenge
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The "Every time Veritasium changes the thumbnail for their new video, you take a drink" not getting liver failure challenge
Long term goal is to spin this furry porn career into a billion-dollar worldwide series about, I dunno, a kid who discover's he's actually a merman or something and spend 6-7 bestselling books having merman sea adventures and then use all that money to wall off the UK to trap JKR there forever.
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Long term goal is to spin this furry porn career into a billion-dollar worldwide series about, I dunno, a kid who discover's he's actually a merman or something and spend 6-7 bestselling books having merman sea adventures and then use all that money to wall off the UK to trap JKR there forever.
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
AI is a Skinner box that keeps whispering in your ear about how incredibly smart you are to keep being fooled.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
AI is a Skinner box that keeps whispering in your ear about how incredibly smart you are to keep being fooled.
I have a master plan that would drag the furry Telegram porn group scene into the 22nd century and address all its problem, but alas I lack the time to do it, so I am making this skeet instead.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have a master plan that would drag the furry Telegram porn group scene into the 22nd century and address all its problem, but alas I lack the time to do it, so I am making this skeet instead.