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“...Is Santa Claus real?”
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“...Is Santa Claus real?”
“...I thought the stuff Bowser and King Boo did to me and my friends was the worst thing that's ever happened to me, but RUINING CHOCOLATE IS REALLY A WAY TOO MUCH!!”
🔴
“Teeth decay. Diabetes. Lethal sugar rush.
Need i go on, or do you wanna drink solid food through a straw?”
“Teeth decay. Diabetes. Lethal sugar rush.
Need i go on, or do you wanna drink solid food through a straw?”
“Okey Dokey, but the very best thing about Christmas is-a...I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!”
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“...I thought the stuff Bowser and King Boo did to me and my friends was the worst thing that's ever happened to me, but RUINING CHOCOLATE IS REALLY A WAY TOO MUCH!!”
“Okey Dokey, but the very best thing about Christmas is-a...I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!”
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Okey Dokey, but the very best thing about Christmas is-a...I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!”
“Even ghost hunting would be much more difficult alone, although I'm a pro at it! Without the professor's inventions, it would be virtually impossible for me!”
"The same with me, because if I handled it myself, then it would be harder than it looks.
That's why I rely on my friends with the adventures I go on."
That's why I rely on my friends with the adventures I go on."
“Having someone to support me on adventures is also quite helpful. Many of my adventures would have been more difficult if I had been on my own!”
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
“Even ghost hunting would be much more difficult alone, although I'm a pro at it! Without the professor's inventions, it would be virtually impossible for me!”
“Having someone to support me on adventures is also quite helpful. Many of my adventures would have been more difficult if I had been on my own!”
"Neither could I, honestly.
I agree."
I agree."
“I can understand-a that. Many of our events in the kingdom would be much more boring alone! I couldn't imagine celebrating a party by myself...”
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
“Having someone to support me on adventures is also quite helpful. Many of my adventures would have been more difficult if I had been on my own!”
“Can someone please buy me? I don't want to end up in court over copyright one day...”
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“Can someone please buy me? I don't want to end up in court over copyright one day...”
“I can understand-a that. Many of our events in the kingdom would be much more boring alone! I couldn't imagine celebrating a party by myself...”
"Me too.
But having people around does make everything better."
But having people around does make everything better."
“I actually enjoy the peace and quiet of solitude, but I make an exception during the Christmas season!”
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“I can understand-a that. Many of our events in the kingdom would be much more boring alone! I couldn't imagine celebrating a party by myself...”
“I actually enjoy the peace and quiet of solitude, but I make an exception during the Christmas season!”
"True.
It is better to spend it with it every one else rather than yourself."
It is better to spend it with it every one else rather than yourself."
“For all of us, probably. After all, it's-a an opportunity to spend time with other people!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“I actually enjoy the peace and quiet of solitude, but I make an exception during the Christmas season!”
“For all of us, probably. After all, it's-a an opportunity to spend time with other people!”
"Yeah.
That's why it is very special season to me, honestly."
That's why it is very special season to me, honestly."
“And the most beautiful memories too...”
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“For all of us, probably. After all, it's-a an opportunity to spend time with other people!”
“Can Christmas miracles also include the words 'Luigi's', 'Mansion' and '4'?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Can Christmas miracles also include the words 'Luigi's', 'Mansion' and '4'?”
“And the most beautiful memories too...”
"And they create a special moment too."
“I can't imagine not liking presents...They're practically mementos of individual Christmases!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“And the most beautiful memories too...”
“I can't imagine not liking presents...They're practically mementos of individual Christmases!”
"Exactly.
Who wouldn't want presents to enjoy the holiday season?"
Who wouldn't want presents to enjoy the holiday season?"
“I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PRESENTS!! I thought it couldn't get any better and THEN IT GOT EVEN BETTER!! Christmas is truly unbeatable...”
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“I can't imagine not liking presents...They're practically mementos of individual Christmases!”
“I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PRESENTS!! I thought it couldn't get any better and THEN IT GOT EVEN BETTER!! Christmas is truly unbeatable...”
"Yeah, I can handle the snow too.
And getting presents?
Definitely a good reason to enjoy the Christmas season."
And getting presents?
Definitely a good reason to enjoy the Christmas season."
“My favorite time of year, in fact. I love the snow, I love Christmas, I...can handle the cold. It's-a PERFECT!”
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PRESENTS!! I thought it couldn't get any better and THEN IT GOT EVEN BETTER!! Christmas is truly unbeatable...”
“My favorite time of year, in fact. I love the snow, I love Christmas, I...can handle the cold. It's-a PERFECT!”
"Neither will I, honestly.
But still, it is a good season in my opinion."]
But still, it is a good season in my opinion."]
“Probably people who hate snow... But I can't-a understand these people anyway!”
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“My favorite time of year, in fact. I love the snow, I love Christmas, I...can handle the cold. It's-a PERFECT!”
“Probably people who hate snow... But I can't-a understand these people anyway!”
"Yeah and you can make snow angels and a snowman.
Who wouldn't want to enjoy that?"
Who wouldn't want to enjoy that?"
“It's-a good to know I'm not the only one in the Christmas spirit!”
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Probably people who hate snow... But I can't-a understand these people anyway!”
“What do you think of it?!”
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“What do you think of it?!”
“It's-a good to know I'm not the only one in the Christmas spirit!”
"Wholeheartedly agree."
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“It's-a good to know I'm not the only one in the Christmas spirit!”
“I especially LOVE the snow!I have so many memories of snowball fights and sledding; it was WONDERFUL... But hot chocolate after such a snowball fight is also balm for the soul, I agree with you there!”
“ Oh 100% —!
Honestly, one of the best times of year, love the wind on my fur it feels amazing —!
Plus the Hot-coco after hanging, out in the snow of man! It’s a great time especially with family. “
Honestly, one of the best times of year, love the wind on my fur it feels amazing —!
Plus the Hot-coco after hanging, out in the snow of man! It’s a great time especially with family. “
“The objectively BEST time of the year is upon us, I'M-A SO EXCITED!!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
“I especially LOVE the snow!I have so many memories of snowball fights and sledding; it was WONDERFUL... But hot chocolate after such a snowball fight is also balm for the soul, I agree with you there!”
“The objectively BEST time of the year is upon us, I'M-A SO EXCITED!!”
100% agree Luigi!
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“The objectively BEST time of the year is upon us, I'M-A SO EXCITED!!”
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
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October 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“I can only hope that I'll also get a new game next year... I don't think they'll make a balloon of me in a tennis outfit!”
[He completely forgets that his brother's movie will most likely overshadow a new Luigi's Mansion, but he remains optimistic!]
[He completely forgets that his brother's movie will most likely overshadow a new Luigi's Mansion, but he remains optimistic!]
“Hopefully.
I already have a lot coming out next year. Hope that boosts my series enough for at least.. ONE of my incarnations to get a balloon.”
It’s very unlikely but hey, he’s beaten the odds before.
I already have a lot coming out next year. Hope that boosts my series enough for at least.. ONE of my incarnations to get a balloon.”
It’s very unlikely but hey, he’s beaten the odds before.
“Our balloons are probably being designed right now so they can appear next year, right? RIGHT?!”
[Luigi's hope remains until the very last minute, even though deep down he knows that if his balloon becomes real, it will probably fly into a street lamp. 😞]
[Luigi's hope remains until the very last minute, even though deep down he knows that if his balloon becomes real, it will probably fly into a street lamp. 😞]
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“I can only hope that I'll also get a new game next year... I don't think they'll make a balloon of me in a tennis outfit!”
[He completely forgets that his brother's movie will most likely overshadow a new Luigi's Mansion, but he remains optimistic!]
[He completely forgets that his brother's movie will most likely overshadow a new Luigi's Mansion, but he remains optimistic!]
“Our balloons are probably being designed right now so they can appear next year, right? RIGHT?!”
[Luigi's hope remains until the very last minute, even though deep down he knows that if his balloon becomes real, it will probably fly into a street lamp. 😞]
[Luigi's hope remains until the very last minute, even though deep down he knows that if his balloon becomes real, it will probably fly into a street lamp. 😞]
“..where’s mine..?”
Bro is jealous that Mario, Sonic and Pac Man got balloons but not him dang it-😞
Bro is jealous that Mario, Sonic and Pac Man got balloons but not him dang it-😞
“WHY DON'T I GET A GIANT BALLOON OF MYSELF?!”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Our balloons are probably being designed right now so they can appear next year, right? RIGHT?!”
[Luigi's hope remains until the very last minute, even though deep down he knows that if his balloon becomes real, it will probably fly into a street lamp. 😞]
[Luigi's hope remains until the very last minute, even though deep down he knows that if his balloon becomes real, it will probably fly into a street lamp. 😞]
“WHY DON'T I GET A GIANT BALLOON OF MYSELF?!”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“WHY DON'T I GET A GIANT BALLOON OF MYSELF?!”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”