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PFP made by: @.ya_mari_6363
“Time to hunt down Santa Claus!! I WILL PROVE HIS EXISTENCE!!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“Time to hunt down Santa Claus!! I WILL PROVE HIS EXISTENCE!!”
“...Is Santa Claus real?”
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“...Is Santa Claus real?”
“Okey Dokey, but the very best thing about Christmas is-a...I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!”
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Okey Dokey, but the very best thing about Christmas is-a...I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!”
“Can someone please buy me? I don't want to end up in court over copyright one day...”
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“Can someone please buy me? I don't want to end up in court over copyright one day...”
“Can Christmas miracles also include the words 'Luigi's', 'Mansion' and '4'?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Can Christmas miracles also include the words 'Luigi's', 'Mansion' and '4'?”
“What do you think of it?!”
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“What do you think of it?!”
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
“WHY DON'T I GET A GIANT BALLOON OF MYSELF?!”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“WHY DON'T I GET A GIANT BALLOON OF MYSELF?!”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”
“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
“Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!”
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
“Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!”
“Will I get into trouble with my lawyers if I walk around here in a ball like a certain monkey?”
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
“Will I get into trouble with my lawyers if I walk around here in a ball like a certain monkey?”
“Today is a big day for kart racers...the third one this year already! Or fourth if you count a certain orange cat-a...”
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“Today is a big day for kart racers...the third one this year already! Or fourth if you count a certain orange cat-a...”
“...But I would really like to have a gigantic snowball fight in December, if there's enough snow!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“...But I would really like to have a gigantic snowball fight in December, if there's enough snow!”
“Well, I should help my brother win this racing game award! We've got this pretty much-a in the bag!”
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Well, I should help my brother win this racing game award! We've got this pretty much-a in the bag!”
“CAN WE PLEASE STOP DESTROYING, TEARING OFF, OR DOING ANYTHING ELSE BAD-A WITH OUR ARMS?!”
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“CAN WE PLEASE STOP DESTROYING, TEARING OFF, OR DOING ANYTHING ELSE BAD-A WITH OUR ARMS?!”
“I don't know why, but when concepts of reality are alive, they frighten me even more than-a ghosts...”
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“I don't know why, but when concepts of reality are alive, they frighten me even more than-a ghosts...”
“...Please don't-a kill me.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“...Please don't-a kill me.”
“It's a good thing that I'm the epitome of calm these days...”
[It only takes one creepy thing to make him freak out.]
[It only takes one creepy thing to make him freak out.]
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“It's a good thing that I'm the epitome of calm these days...”
[It only takes one creepy thing to make him freak out.]
[It only takes one creepy thing to make him freak out.]
“I should make-a sure I win the Game Awards next year with a new Luigi's Mansion!! ...Or the year after that. Or the year after that!! Or... hopefully sometime in the future...”
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“I should make-a sure I win the Game Awards next year with a new Luigi's Mansion!! ...Or the year after that. Or the year after that!! Or... hopefully sometime in the future...”
“It's-a actually pretty cool to meet so many people from so many different worlds! It shows me that there's still SO MUCH to discover out there!”
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“It's-a actually pretty cool to meet so many people from so many different worlds! It shows me that there's still SO MUCH to discover out there!”
“Is it normal these days not to have a face?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Is it normal these days not to have a face?”
“Okay, I've recovered from the chaos. Even if I'm suddenly seeing everything double...”
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Okay, I've recovered from the chaos. Even if I'm suddenly seeing everything double...”
“I'm-a starting to notice that hedgehogs can't stand each other...”
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“I'm-a starting to notice that hedgehogs can't stand each other...”
“Okay, half of November is over. NOW it's-a time to prepare for Christmas!!”
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“Okay, half of November is over. NOW it's-a time to prepare for Christmas!!”