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PFP made by: @.ya_mari_6363
“Time to hunt down Santa Claus!! I WILL PROVE HIS EXISTENCE!!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“...Is Santa Claus real?”
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“Okey Dokey, but the very best thing about Christmas is-a...I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!”
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Can someone please buy me? I don't want to end up in court over copyright one day...”
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“Can Christmas miracles also include the words 'Luigi's', 'Mansion' and '4'?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“What do you think of it?!”
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“LET-A THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“WHY DON'T I GET A GIANT BALLOON OF MYSELF?!”

“I'm-a still so happy for my brother!”

“BUT WHERE IS MINE?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!”
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
“Will I get into trouble with my lawyers if I walk around here in a ball like a certain monkey?”
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
“Today is a big day for kart racers...the third one this year already! Or fourth if you count a certain orange cat-a...”
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“...But I would really like to have a gigantic snowball fight in December, if there's enough snow!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Well, I should help my brother win this racing game award! We've got this pretty much-a in the bag!”
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“CAN WE PLEASE STOP DESTROYING, TEARING OFF, OR DOING ANYTHING ELSE BAD-A WITH OUR ARMS?!”
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“I don't know why, but when concepts of reality are alive, they frighten me even more than-a ghosts...”
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“...Please don't-a kill me.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“It's a good thing that I'm the epitome of calm these days...”

[It only takes one creepy thing to make him freak out.]
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“I should make-a sure I win the Game Awards next year with a new Luigi's Mansion!! ...Or the year after that. Or the year after that!! Or... hopefully sometime in the future...”
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“It's-a actually pretty cool to meet so many people from so many different worlds! It shows me that there's still SO MUCH to discover out there!”
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Is it normal these days not to have a face?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Okay, I've recovered from the chaos. Even if I'm suddenly seeing everything double...”
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“I was right.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“I'm-a starting to notice that hedgehogs can't stand each other...”
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Okay, half of November is over. NOW it's-a time to prepare for Christmas!!”
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM