Tulio Espinoza
@oktulio.bsky.social
ham and cheese on a roll with an orange drink if you know you know
New York is a liberal bubble? perhaps. but seeing a grown man with a crop top that says “service dog” get railed behind the DJ booth in a brooklyn party will widen your worldview, and i think that’s beautiful.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
New York is a liberal bubble? perhaps. but seeing a grown man with a crop top that says “service dog” get railed behind the DJ booth in a brooklyn party will widen your worldview, and i think that’s beautiful.
my favorite thing to do as soon as i wake up is look at my insurance premiums and think, nay pray, that they should be much much higher.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
my favorite thing to do as soon as i wake up is look at my insurance premiums and think, nay pray, that they should be much much higher.
Day 1 of coming up with new gay slang until one sticks:
When someone is being too extra or sharing something very private or inappropriate you can say
“Girl, push that prolapse back in!”
When someone is being too extra or sharing something very private or inappropriate you can say
“Girl, push that prolapse back in!”
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Day 1 of coming up with new gay slang until one sticks:
When someone is being too extra or sharing something very private or inappropriate you can say
“Girl, push that prolapse back in!”
When someone is being too extra or sharing something very private or inappropriate you can say
“Girl, push that prolapse back in!”
when I have any leverage to negotiate I like to be unpredictable! I’ll make the other party wait 40 days to make everyone think I’m serious, and just when the tide is turning in my favor I like to reach a deal that gets me nothing and the other side gets everything. Always keep ‘em guessing!
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
when I have any leverage to negotiate I like to be unpredictable! I’ll make the other party wait 40 days to make everyone think I’m serious, and just when the tide is turning in my favor I like to reach a deal that gets me nothing and the other side gets everything. Always keep ‘em guessing!
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crazy how @nytimes.com keeps changing the headline
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
crazy how @nytimes.com keeps changing the headline
WOKE IS SO BACK BABY!
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
WOKE IS SO BACK BABY!
With level of freakout over Mamdani you’d think he’s a twice impeached insurrectionist who was convicted of sexual assault and is sending people to torture centers in el Salvador or something crazy like that
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
With level of freakout over Mamdani you’d think he’s a twice impeached insurrectionist who was convicted of sexual assault and is sending people to torture centers in el Salvador or something crazy like that
very few things in this life are as hot and cunty as answering the phone, pausing, and saying “yes, this is she.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
very few things in this life are as hot and cunty as answering the phone, pausing, and saying “yes, this is she.”
as a mother of 6 teens let me tell you it doesn’t get easier and every time i drop off the kids at the antifa indoctrination camp I cry a little bit
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
as a mother of 6 teens let me tell you it doesn’t get easier and every time i drop off the kids at the antifa indoctrination camp I cry a little bit
i’ll make sure to send the Never Kamala crowd a “thank you for your bravery” postcard from the Venezuelan internment camp in 6 months.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i’ll make sure to send the Never Kamala crowd a “thank you for your bravery” postcard from the Venezuelan internment camp in 6 months.
if u gay say hello
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
if u gay say hello
you know it’s bad when even the hot gays stop posting their daily thirst traps
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
you know it’s bad when even the hot gays stop posting their daily thirst traps
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honestly crazy how obsessed conservatives are with committing child abuse, it’s like their favorite thing
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
honestly crazy how obsessed conservatives are with committing child abuse, it’s like their favorite thing
well at least if democracies fail and systems collapse I’ll still have the best ass below 14th street
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
well at least if democracies fail and systems collapse I’ll still have the best ass below 14th street
Commenting on reddit with my full Christian name just so I can feel fear again
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Commenting on reddit with my full Christian name just so I can feel fear again
everyone is surprisingly not at appropriate levels horny on this rapture day
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
everyone is surprisingly not at appropriate levels horny on this rapture day
we’re like 3 months away from trump announcing his own talk show from the white house it’s giving Hugo Chavez Aló Presidente
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
we’re like 3 months away from trump announcing his own talk show from the white house it’s giving Hugo Chavez Aló Presidente
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tepid reviews of History of Sound reinforcing my belief that we don’t need any more tasteful prestige gay movies for normies, we need tasteless irresponsible gay movies for freaks
September 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
tepid reviews of History of Sound reinforcing my belief that we don’t need any more tasteful prestige gay movies for normies, we need tasteless irresponsible gay movies for freaks
new york commuting is simple math, if you have an appointment at 9:00, and you leave at 8:00, you arrive at 8:20. If you leave at 8:30, you will arrive at noon. If you leave at 8:59 you may pay a blood tribute to Mertiel, the demon of transportation for a quick zip zap to your destination
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
new york commuting is simple math, if you have an appointment at 9:00, and you leave at 8:00, you arrive at 8:20. If you leave at 8:30, you will arrive at noon. If you leave at 8:59 you may pay a blood tribute to Mertiel, the demon of transportation for a quick zip zap to your destination
I don’t have hair so piercing my ears at 38 is the bald gay version of going platinum blonde
September 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don’t have hair so piercing my ears at 38 is the bald gay version of going platinum blonde
One of the bullet casings read “if you read this you are gay” so please don’t tell me this is a serious country
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One of the bullet casings read “if you read this you are gay” so please don’t tell me this is a serious country
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Some people look really silly right now performing civility. I don’t need to relish in violence, but empathy is a finite resource and not something i use up for nazis sorry babes
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Some people look really silly right now performing civility. I don’t need to relish in violence, but empathy is a finite resource and not something i use up for nazis sorry babes