Dr. Orchid
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Dr. Orchid
@ohwellokay.bsky.social
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One of my favorite Chinese diaspora dishes is fried shrimp, candied walnuts, a mayo drizzle, and if you’re lucky, rainbow sprinkles
My kids call all my best friends ‘aunt,’ we are not even related!
Tal ‘the shell shock hospital for coiffured youths,’ I’m 💀
Now there’s someone who knows what a dolphin looks like, probably
2016 demonstrated this for me very clearly: voters chose the Worst Man rather than the most qualified woman to show how much they resent women. Everything has been Gender ever since.
i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this
Misspelled ‘waver’ in their snotty autoreply
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When humans were evolving on the veldt, we never encountered any crappy evolutionary psychology arguments. That's why we never evolved defenses against them.
I think about this all the time
Seriously! We don't have to stick it out with Nazi tattoo man, why is anybody even considering this
The Fanjuls own a plantation called Central Romana. It was banned from sending products to the US from 2022 until the order was mysteriously lifted this year because CBP found five indicators of forced labor.
Micron Technology Inc.
Microsoft Corp.
NextEra Energy Inc.
Palantir Technologies Inc.
Ripple
Reynolds American Inc.
T-Mobile US Inc.
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
J. Pepe and Emilia Fanjul
Adelson Family Foundation
Stefan E. Brodie
Betty Wold Johnson Foundation
Charles and Marissa Cascarilla
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When you’re cleaning house, it’s broomscrolling
When you’re listening to the oldies, it’s Sh-Boomscrolling.
When you're interested in touring the Yucatán Peninsula, you might be Tulumscrolling.
It's getting weird, man
I guess a lot more Americans have Nazi tattoos in 2025 than I ever would have expected
My money is on drunk at first, then stupid (couldn’t figure out how to back down)
But a good goal for sure, I love working out for spite
Bodies are weird, and they are all so different—I don’t think I’ve ever been able to run that, even at my fittest when I worked out 4-5 days a week
This is also just such an anti-democratic position to take, like, there was a vote!
I'm really happy for you!
someone tried to jam a swiss cake roll into the disc drive
The problem was especially bad in San Francisco, the Uber guys seem horrible, but they unfortunately had a point that the taxi medallion system was bad and was producing serious negative externalities there