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elienyc.bsky.social
Kavanaugh looking to find the "end point" when the Court no longer has to worry about the intentional use of race to create black districts.
I'd say "WHEN WHITE FOLKS STOP INTENTIONALLY USING RACE TO DECREASE BLACK VOTING POWER" but he thinks white people doing that is cool.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
*settling in*
elienyc.bsky.social
Locking in for oral arguments on the big voting rights case at the Supreme Court.

The next two hours or so will be... incredibly bad.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
Busy getting Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend a Nobel consolation prize.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
Making plans with (adult) daughter to make monster cut-out cookies for her D&D campaign. So excited!
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
“If someone hurts you, it’s okay to cry a river. Just remember to build a bridge and get over it.”

🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉
Wise words.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
“We don’t need to share the same opinions as others, but we need to be respectful”

I don’t love Taylor Swift as much as D. (I also certainly don’t hate TS — good lord those haters are weird and not in a fun way.)

Tay would not approve being disrespectful of someone with different taste in music.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
Good times at the grocery store!
lilymasonphd.bsky.social
Unfortunately, reality is only apparent *after* elections.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
“People are going to judge you anyway so you might as well do what you want.”

Eyes open during a kiss? Sure!
Wearing my son’s favorite cow print mask? Sure!
Listening to whatever musician I want? Sure!
Posting dumb shit on Blue Sky? Why not! 😆😆😆😆
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
“you are not the opinion of someone who doesn’t know you.”

Got that right, Taylor. D thinks she knows me, but she’s delusional. She knows some made-up character named Charli (current nickname).

I, however, know D doesn’t know me, and I laugh at her gobbledy gook opinions.
“you are not the opinion of someone who doesn’t know you.”
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
Well, in the dream scenario, I (or husband and I) spend 3 weeks in northern Italy so I can improve my Italian. Maranello could be worth a visit.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
I have been talking about my sourdough bread today like I am Taylor Swift or something.

Here’s my first attempt at pesto sourdough. Looks kinda normal when finished, no green swirl, but man oh man, it tastes amazing.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
My junior year economic history paper was on this exact topic. My professor loved it.
joshrgreenberg.bsky.social
We know Eli Whitney's story, right? He invented the cotton gin, interchangeable parts, and set the South and North on course for War -- except that didn't actually happen writes Ariel Ron @arielron.bsky.social in an important new Commonplace piece. Check it out:🗃️
commonplace.online/article/how-...
How Eli Whitney Single-handedly Started the Civil War . . . and Why That’s Not True - Commonplace
The real Whitney story is less grand than the legend, but more interesting and, ultimately, more edifying.
commonplace.online
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
We could simplify this by eliminating Gouda (because we’ve been there)… but it would be fun to take train to Netherlands, then a boat to UK.

We’ll need first class seats on return flight to get our 500 lb bodies home
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
Dreaming up our next Europe trip:

Parma (northern Italy between Milan and Bologna)
Gorgonzola (near Milan)
Gouda, Netherlands
Cheddar England (near Wales, Bath, Stonehenge and Jane Austen sights)
[random cheese town] near Hadrian’s Wall
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
Tidbit for today: flamingos and flamingoes are both acceptable plurals.

Weird
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
That Venn diagram is delulu

😆😆😆😆😆
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
So proud of my husband today. For reasons.
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
And has it already failed?
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekPforPink

Tulip, Brooklyn Botanical Garden
ohmalarkey.bsky.social
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekPforPink

Flamingo socks
Two feet with socks that have flamingoes on them plus the words: “I don’t give a flock”